Facebook is down...life goes up 20 points!

So, today while I was stalking an ex -boyfriend on facebook, I saw that it was a little slow. I moved on to something else. However, ten minutes later I received three different text messages from people asking me if my facebook was down. My reply, yes. Why wouldn't it be. It happens from time to time, but life goes on. Apparently not for a select few facebook hags, who do nothing but refresh their homepage. 

It's a website people! Websites crash at times, it will be okay. If your life doesn't get better after this post (if you read this post) then learn French like me!

more on the facebook crash at NY Daily News

I'm offended part deux!!!

I would not have minded so much if Oliver Martinez was telling me that he loved the way I looked and that I had a beautiful body, but when Bogus is in my face...My legs suddenly feel the need to run away. All I wanted was some water and a Pop Tart when Frenchy McFrench decided he was going to hit on me. I was polite and smiled, but Mr. Royale w/ cheese wouldn't stop.

Napoleon: I will make love to you like no other
*Inner Monologue* Alright dude, it's time to back up!
French Toast: I will take you to paradieezzzzzeeee

Why can't a man no matter what his nationality realize the woman's universal symbol = LEAVE ME ALONE!

I turned and ran away. Not really run, because I'm too damn cool for that, but I walked fast as hell. But unfortunately for me I was on the tenth floor of the building with no elevator in sight. I had to haul ass down the stairs and damn near broke my neck to get away from the scargo (no I don't know how to spell it)!

Anyway I'm meeting a nice young man for a lunch date. I haven't given him the link to my blog yet, so if he's bogus I can feel free to dog him out.

Update! I just canceled my date since I have wayyyy too much work. Postponed until next Friday.