WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON???

My morning news usually consists of weather and a little celebrity gossip...but this is everything but little gossip. It's a big f*cking deal! Sandra Bullock is a mom. And no! I'm not talking about she's a mom because of the Nila Rilla and his gang. NO! This chick is a mom as in MOM MOM!

I seriously choked when I saw the above photo. I felt sick, then I realized I don't even know this bitch, so I straightened up my act. However, I couldn't help but think that this was a publicity stunt or The Blind Side part II, until I read the whole article on Dlisted. Sandra and her baby friend have been together since January of 2010. So it was way before her award winnings and the Nila Rilla's well documented flub ups:

"He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way," Bullock reveals exclusively in the new issue of PEOPLE, announcing that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy, born in New Orleans. "It's like he's always been a part of our lives."

Bullock, 45, and husband Jesse James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago and brought Louis home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars. Their close friends and family – including James's children Sunny, 6, Jesse Jr., 12, and Chandler, 15 – were essential in keeping the adoption a secret.

Then, just 10 days after the March 7 Oscars, Bullock and James separated following reports James had cheated. Bullock says she is now finalizing the adoption as a single parent.

A rep for Bullock confirms the star filed legal papers seeking to end her marriage, but declines to specify in what jurisdiction they are filed. Says Bullock of her decision to divorce: "I'm sad and I am scared."

I guess, but she's Sandra freakin’ Bullock!!! Why the hell is she scared? Are there more secrets to come? Oh goodness, I hope not. I don't think my heart can take it.

*edit* I'm sure that hot b*tch Julia Roberts is mad that Sandra and her baby friend are stealing her beauty comeback...seriously People Magazine is still contributing to the insecurities of the world?

NOW THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon has snapped! Beauvais-Nilon AKA Fancy from The Jamie Foxx Show, discovered her husband of nine years had been cheating on her with some milk maid from Illinois. So what did she do? According to Page Six, Fancy sent emails to all of her husband's co-workers to let them know that she is in on his little secret.

 

Subject: Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon
What do they have in common . . . I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!

Damn! I guess Fancy started paying close attention to her husband's actions since the Nilla Rilla and Tiga Tiga Woods Ya'll's had to apologize for their now imfamous flub ups.

I don't know about my loyal legion, but this is starting to make me nervous. I mean if Fancy can't have a faithful man then who can? Have you seen this woman? I swear she contributed to my insecurities as a child. I knew I could never be as beautiful and as regal as her, and now this...this has just officially makes her a badass!