NOW THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon has snapped! Beauvais-Nilon AKA Fancy from The Jamie Foxx Show, discovered her husband of nine years had been cheating on her with some milk maid from Illinois. So what did she do? According to Page Six, Fancy sent emails to all of her husband's co-workers to let them know that she is in on his little secret.

 

Subject: Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon
What do they have in common . . . I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!

Damn! I guess Fancy started paying close attention to her husband's actions since the Nilla Rilla and Tiga Tiga Woods Ya'll's had to apologize for their now imfamous flub ups.

I don't know about my loyal legion, but this is starting to make me nervous. I mean if Fancy can't have a faithful man then who can? Have you seen this woman? I swear she contributed to my insecurities as a child. I knew I could never be as beautiful and as regal as her, and now this...this has just officially makes her a badass!

Tiga Tiga Tiga Woods Y'all!

Can someone please explain to me why Tiger Woods had to apologize to the public? Am I considered the public? If so then I honestly don't care. This whole saga is my personal soap opera and I'm waiting for mistress #287 to come out.

Tiger made statements on the status of his marriage and on how he is annoyed with the way the public made fun of him because of Elin's Tiger enforced ass beating. He said and I break down into my own words, "HELL NO SHE AIN'T BEAT MY ASS!" But what athlete you know, besides Chuck Finley, would admit to getting his ass beat by his former model wife?

I pretty much tuned out after that, but if the loyal legion of one wants to hear his every long pause and shakey nervous voice: