She is claiming that she set the reminder on the cable box to catch the movie from the beginning to get a better meaning of the movie, but I know what's really going on. They got her! Those damn sparkle freaks got my mother. She's one of them now and I now know what I have to do. I'm officially placing myself up for adoption. I refuse to have a Edward loving, Bella hating, screaming teenager for a mother. The Twilight would not be happy until it takes over the world.
There has to be some kind of outreach/D.A.R.E. program to prevent this from happening again. There has got to be a way to stop this epidemic from spreading to my entire family. HELP! Oh dear Lord Baby Jesus HELP ME! PLEASE!