Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Porn-Stache


Recently, I developed a mild obsession with a guy sporting a porn-stache. I don't know what happened, but all of a sudden I have to see him and the stache at least three times a day, and it sucks because I'll maybe see him once a month...if I'm lucky. 

I got a chance to see both him and the stache earlier today. Being in the midst of all that sexy porn-stachery made me giggle like a school girl. 

In any other circumstance, seeing a guy my age with a porn-stache would make me run in the opposite direction. Normally, a guy sporting the porn-stache is a Grade-A creeper who spends his time in bars hitting on the incoherent drunk chick. However, this guy is a good guy (I think) with no signs of being a creeper. 

Now all I have to do is contain myself whenever I'm in the presence of the sexy porn-stache. It's going to be hard, but I think I can deal.