Simon Cowell = One Hot Bitch

I love this man. I don't think there has ever been a moment on American Idol that I thought Simon's trippin'. He's so honest. Brutally honest. Each one of Simon's moments of truth is like a hug from Baby Jesus.

Every time I lay eyes on that Johnny Mnemonic inspired haircut my heart beats a little bit faster. I love love love Simon. You are one hot bitch!