Michael Fassbender is Hot Guy Friday

There was once a time I used to be able to go over to Celebitchy, without being bombarded by Michael Fassbender news. Now it seems as though he's all Kaiser and the folk over there want to talk about.

I always find it funny when I talk about some cute actor to a friend, and they always reply who? That will probably never happen again thanks to Celebitchy. I could probably walk into any girl circle in Chicago, mention Michael Fassbender, and someone would mention Celebitchy's Hot Guy Friday, because of his ever present face on their "hot guy" list. I'm not mad, just amused.

I believe Celebitchy has taken the world's new obsession to the next level, while exposing me to other men they deem "hot".

Majority of the time, I flat out disagree with their choice of men. I will never see the appeal of half of those British dudes, especially Paul Bettany. 

What is wrong with his head? Seriously, I need to know.

Why am I posting this? I honestly had no idea until now. At first it was because my request to see Daniel Bruhl on the list has been denied two weeks in a row, while Michael's ass has been on the list ten times. Then I was just looking for something to do. Now I just know I'm procrastinating. It happens.

Put it in the bag!

I've seen this wayyyyy too many times. I have a little thing for Eli Roth, and I have seen all except for two movies that he puts in his bag. I really need something else to do. Day 2!

Listening to him talk makes me so jealous that I wasn't involved in that whole blueberries situation...hopefully one day. I'll just keep my fingers crossed!

pic and story jacked from Celebitchy! oh Hans Landa you dirty dirty man...where was Hugo Stiglitz?

My Take: Sex and The City 2 *SPOILER ALERT*

To be perfectly honest, the movie was not half bad. I believe that critics who gave this movie such shit reviews were people who were not fans of the show. I have to admit that the bad reviews did keep me away from seeing the movie on opening night (Wednesday May 27, 2010), but it did not stop me from seeing it that Friday. I was pleased. Nothing that was too over the top. The progress of the women went exactly how I believed it was going to go. I knew Aidan would make a comeback and shake up Carrie's "perfect" world, and I also knew that Charlotte would find out that motherhood was not everything she believed it was going to be. Needless to say, I was pleased. I didn't leave the movie theater disappointed.

With that being said, I feel that I have to say something about the hot piece of fun that sat in front of me. Let's just say, homegirl was lit and ready to go when the movie started. Liza's opening number with her ghastly rendition of Youdontsay’s Single Ladies was not as bad with the woman in front of me singing every fucking word as loud as she could without complaint. Then came the moment when Carrie kissed Aidan. The woman in front of me gasped really loud, clapped her hands, and yelled out, "Stupid!" Right as I thought she was finished with her shenanigans, the woman slapped her husband’s leg so loud that it sounded like an audience clap. I loved it. I made it a point to tell this woman that I loved her more than the movie. And it is my belief that if it had not been for her then maybe the movie would have been good but not as good without the drunken lady in front of me. So thank you lady who had too many cosmos, for making my movie going experience a memorable one.

Ho sit down!

I'm pretty sure this is a prank, because I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would think it would be a good idea to purposefully make themselves look like a slutty mcnasty dumb bitch.

I also can't understand why I watched this video from start to finish. That right there is the reason why sometimes I deserve a slap in the face.

Well since I watched this sh*t I might as well tell you about it.

So the ugly big toofted skank from 3LW believes she is a real singer and decided to record a lame ass song and shoot a low budget video about getting drunk, blacking out, and having sex with some random butterfaced dude she met at a club. In the song she said the sex was spectacularrrrrrrr, but I doubt it. How can anything sexual with a pimply assed Rasta wannabe be spectacular? And since when did blacking out and waking up in a strangers bed count as a good time? I'm not a prude or anything, but blacking out and not knowing where the hell I am in the morning will scare the sh*t out of me. But Ms. Williams is not me (THANK GOD!).

Kiely Williams is doing way too much for me, and needs to sit down now.

If I hear this one more time I'm going to scream!

I'm currently writing a paper on The Matrix and I have listen to this one scene over and over and over and over again! Every time The Architect says Ergo...I'm on the verge of tears. However, I just realized that if I have to suffer, then my loyal legion of 1 should suffer with me.

The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien is Officially Dead

 June 1, 2009 - 

January 22, 2010

The Tonight Show is officially the laughing stock of my bedroom. Conan "The Little Red Head That Could" O'Brien, is no longer going to be NBC's scapegoat. He took a stand, got a whole bunch of money that I would never see in one lifetime, and quit this bitch. 

I once had tickets to see Conan do his thing, while I was living in LA. However, I spent way too much time accessorizing and showed up late for the taping. I was put on stand-by and never went back. I moved back home shortly after. I really upset that I was never able to see Conan, but I'm almost sure this isn't the last of him. 

As for The Tonight Show with The Chin? I had enough of him and that pre-pubescent laughter five years ago. I won't be watching that tomfoolery. I'm officially a Letterman fan. His last scandal (while disgusting and wrong on so many levels) was like a hug from Baby Jesus. I instantly liked Letterman when he admitted to being a dirty old douche bag. America doesn't need free health care, an honest talk show host will do just fine. 

Who knows? This could be the one thing that Conan needs to take over the world. With Oprah stepping down, I need a new hero. 

The name Conan is already getting a face lift. Two faces will come to mind when someone mentions the name to me. This one:

And this one:

And this one:

And this one. And this one. And this one!!!!!!!!!

Okay I had a little moment, but Jason Momoa (The Hot Bitch above) has just been cast as Conan the Barbarian in a remake of the old school Arnold Schwarzenegro movie Conan the Barbarian. Some people might know Jason from nerd porn Stargate: Atlantis, or as Lisa Bonet's hot piece, but I remember him from that dumbass Johnson's Family Vacation movie that my aunt drug me to go see. I damn near went into a coma until Jason showed up on the screen. My lady parts immediately fell in love...

Back to Conan O'Brien: 
I will miss seeing him on the tele while he's gone. I hope he makes it back soon. 

My favorite Conan moments:

And this one!

Simon Cowell = One Hot Bitch

I love this man. I don't think there has ever been a moment on American Idol that I thought Simon's trippin'. He's so honest. Brutally honest. Each one of Simon's moments of truth is like a hug from Baby Jesus.

Every time I lay eyes on that Johnny Mnemonic inspired haircut my heart beats a little bit faster. I love love love Simon. You are one hot bitch!

The One = One Hot Bitch