I'm so tired of dumb old bitches

That is it! I give up! I'm so tired of trying to be nice to this bitch at my job. I don't get her. Let me see how to describe her...she's the kind of person that you hate to speak to but have to because you share a tight space with said person. She is the kind of person that believes that she is right no matter what. She is the kind of person that is very set in her ways and thinks that other ways of thinking are wrong. She is the kind of person that is very annoying but thinks that her annoyance is cute and funny. She is also the kind of person that is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.

I try to stay clear of her, but how can I? We share a tight space! She has already violated my chi earlier on in our professional career and I can't believe that I actually allowed her to do it again today!

TODAY! This bitch tried to insult my intelligence. I hate when people do that. Just because I don't have the highest level of education under my belt people try to make it seem as if I'm just hopeless and clueless. I know I'm not the smartest person in the world but I'm not dumb. She tried to make me look stupid and tried to make me feel as though I don't have a place in any conversation that she is a part of because I'm just not up to par with her thinking skills. She does shit like that all the time (shutting me out of conversations even though I was the one who started them) and it really pisses me off, but something keeps telling me to just shut up because things will get better. I'm hoping they do cause I'm about to slap this bitch.

Ugh! If the loyal legion only knew her! She acts as if she is the greatest female/person on the face of the planet. She feels as if it is all about her and no one else. It's so damn annoying I sometimes have to vision myself in a Yukon Igloo with no one around for miles and miles. Isolation would be best when envisioning your happy place away from her. 

WOOOOOOOWWWWWW! She just doesn't know, one of these days I'm just not going to give a fuck. Seriously home girl is about thisclose to having me go 2004 on her ass. And if you're reading this and you knew me once upon a time in 2004 then you know how bad it's going to get.

My Take: Sex and The City 2 *SPOILER ALERT*

To be perfectly honest, the movie was not half bad. I believe that critics who gave this movie such shit reviews were people who were not fans of the show. I have to admit that the bad reviews did keep me away from seeing the movie on opening night (Wednesday May 27, 2010), but it did not stop me from seeing it that Friday. I was pleased. Nothing that was too over the top. The progress of the women went exactly how I believed it was going to go. I knew Aidan would make a comeback and shake up Carrie's "perfect" world, and I also knew that Charlotte would find out that motherhood was not everything she believed it was going to be. Needless to say, I was pleased. I didn't leave the movie theater disappointed.

With that being said, I feel that I have to say something about the hot piece of fun that sat in front of me. Let's just say, homegirl was lit and ready to go when the movie started. Liza's opening number with her ghastly rendition of Youdontsay’s Single Ladies was not as bad with the woman in front of me singing every fucking word as loud as she could without complaint. Then came the moment when Carrie kissed Aidan. The woman in front of me gasped really loud, clapped her hands, and yelled out, "Stupid!" Right as I thought she was finished with her shenanigans, the woman slapped her husband’s leg so loud that it sounded like an audience clap. I loved it. I made it a point to tell this woman that I loved her more than the movie. And it is my belief that if it had not been for her then maybe the movie would have been good but not as good without the drunken lady in front of me. So thank you lady who had too many cosmos, for making my movie going experience a memorable one.

I'm Seriously In Tears

The Nilla Rilla Thinks Nazis Are Funny!

Okay maybe in Inglorious Basterds but not after a sex scandal...

Yeah and I totally forgot to set my alarm for this, but I did manage to see the episode of Golden Girls that featured the young George Clooney. I'm not a Clooney stan, but he did look good in that episode. Besides I don't think I'm qualified to be a Clooney stan...I'm not 50+ years old, single, and over 200 lbs. Oh well! What was this post about again? Random...

My Homage to the Side-Eye

The Golden Globes

So Here I am, watching the 67th annual Golden Globe Awards. A show I have been watching just about every year that I've been alive. It's awards season, my favorite time of year.

Since I've been watching this grand gala for such a long time, I should know all of the over the top bullshit that I would have to witness but yet again those Hollywood Hooligans got me again.

This all in chronological order:

1) Meryl Streep vs. Meryl Streep

Come on give me a break. Given Meryl Streep is honestly and truly the world's greatest actress. She amazes me whenever she acts as though she doesn't know how fucking brilliant she is. She's up against herself and she's acting modest. Bitch you're your own competition! No one can beat you, but you.

edit: how could I not mention Mrs. Streep's new official name. T-Bone. Let's hear it for Meryl "T-Bone" Streep. Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

2) Up in the Air wins over Inglorious Basterds for best original screenplay

I'm pretty sure, George Clooney has sold his soul to the devil because I saw Up In The Air, and I honestly didn't think it was all of that. I'm obviously on the side of Inglorious Basterds since I'm shocked the latter lost. Inglorious Basterds was not only a great movie but a fantasy film where the Jews finally win. How could the movie not win for best original screeplay?

3) Sophia Loren...

Where do I begin? How in the hell does this woman continue to look good? She's about 4 years older than my grandmother and looks damn good. I hate her. No explanation necessary.

4) Chloe Sevigny's ugly ass dress

Girl that dress wasn't all that. There was no reason for you to get all 
gangsta over that ugly ass dress. Just accept your award 
and shut up.

5) This year 30 Rock finally lost

But here's the kicker. They lost to Glee. A show that

a. I don't watch

b. It's on Fox

6) Ricky Gervais owning Mel Gibson.

The look on Gibson's face when he walked out to present

the award for best director was classic. He knew what he had done. He knew he had pissed offthe wrong people. And if you really want to know my

opinion, I honestly believe that his ass doesn't deserve a

second chance. Once is enough.

7) The Hollywood Foreign Press=Frat 
Love


Who would have even thought The Hangover would even be nominated for any award, let

alone a GG. Not to say the Hollywood Foreign Press always makes good 
decisions, but there is someone within that organization that finally did. 
Or maybe, just maybe Bradley Cooper

slept with the head to get ahead...okay now I'm just rambling.

Although my favorite, Precious, didn't win for best picture, I'm glad
Avatar won. It was a movie that not only blew me away but also changed 
the way I look at life. It's rare that a movie could dothat. Fantastic film. 
Fantastic director.