Yo!

I wonder if Angie and Katy tagged Mike.

snatched from celebs.com

I Can't Wait For The Trailer

I don't know if I'm more excited to see a new X-Men film is coming out or Michael Fassbender, but I know both are pretty awesome.

I've already proclaimed my love for the Fassbender when I stated that I'm actually looking forward to seeing that guaranteed snoozefest Jane Eyre. I'm normally optimistic when I post movie trailers, but if the movie is anything like the book (which I'm pretty sure it is) then I know I'll be paying to see the inside of my eyelids. 

But as far as X-Men: First Class goes, I'm just hoping it isn't going to be anything like that piece of shit Wolverine. AHHHHHHH!!!! That movie made me sooooo mad, but I'm being optimistic (again) so I'm looking forward to seeing this one too. 

Apparently, the Fassbender is playing Magneto and James McAvoy (the dork in Wanted) is playing Professor Xavier. Others who are featured in this movie are Kevin Bacon (that dude with the game), Zoe Kravtiz (Denise and Lenny's daughter), and January Jones (the other one who showed up naked to The Golden Globes). 

Who are they playing? I don't know or care enough to post, but if you're really interested you can go here or here to find out.

I'm keeping it real dorky when it comes to X-Men! How can you not love them?

For Paige...

now we have more to talk about...

I'm Convinced Halle Wanted To Show Robert DeNiro Her Cooch!

Robert was winning the Cecil B. DeMille Award for a long ass career of great acting (and sitting at the front table). It's not like he has never won an award before, so of course she had to give him a little something extra. Why the hell else would someone where something so...daring? I'm sure he was pleased. 

Okay, so besides Halle's gift for Bobby D. last nights Golden Globes were kinda boring. Yeah Ricky G. was an ass, but what's new about that?

I was kinda bummed to see Johnny Depp & Johnny Depp lose to Paul Giamatti, an actor I haven't seen work since Big Momma's House, but like Ricky said, "Who saw The Tourist?" And I damn sure didn't see Alice in Wonderland. 

I really should be asleep right now, especially since I'm fighting off a cold, but damn that night of stars is still stirring my brain. I love the GGs, but this year I thought about protesting. I didn't see any of the movies nominated (I didn't want to see anything but Sex and the City 2) except Inception, and Leo wasn't nominated. What's the point in watching if he's not there?

Okay now I'm rambling...I'm sure I'll have something more eloquent to say tomorrow.

Good night!

pic snatched from zimbio

Dlisted just raised my blood pressure

After browsing the internet, I realized that I hadn't stopped at my favorite gossip website Dlisted. I went over there and damn near had a heart attack when I saw this:

Why the hell is Chinifer trying to show my man, Gerard Butler, her second hand lady parts? Not only is this photo offensive, but I can almost see her no-no region. She clearly had one too many drinks since finally realizing that none of her movies are as good as Leprechaun. Bitch needs to step her game up or back the hell up!

*Sigh* Where is my trusty tranny when I need he/she/it?

The Golden Globes

So Here I am, watching the 67th annual Golden Globe Awards. A show I have been watching just about every year that I've been alive. It's awards season, my favorite time of year.

Since I've been watching this grand gala for such a long time, I should know all of the over the top bullshit that I would have to witness but yet again those Hollywood Hooligans got me again.

This all in chronological order:

1) Meryl Streep vs. Meryl Streep

Come on give me a break. Given Meryl Streep is honestly and truly the world's greatest actress. She amazes me whenever she acts as though she doesn't know how fucking brilliant she is. She's up against herself and she's acting modest. Bitch you're your own competition! No one can beat you, but you.

edit: how could I not mention Mrs. Streep's new official name. T-Bone. Let's hear it for Meryl "T-Bone" Streep. Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

2) Up in the Air wins over Inglorious Basterds for best original screenplay

I'm pretty sure, George Clooney has sold his soul to the devil because I saw Up In The Air, and I honestly didn't think it was all of that. I'm obviously on the side of Inglorious Basterds since I'm shocked the latter lost. Inglorious Basterds was not only a great movie but a fantasy film where the Jews finally win. How could the movie not win for best original screeplay?

3) Sophia Loren...

Where do I begin? How in the hell does this woman continue to look good? She's about 4 years older than my grandmother and looks damn good. I hate her. No explanation necessary.

4) Chloe Sevigny's ugly ass dress

Girl that dress wasn't all that. There was no reason for you to get all 
gangsta over that ugly ass dress. Just accept your award 
and shut up.

5) This year 30 Rock finally lost

But here's the kicker. They lost to Glee. A show that

a. I don't watch

b. It's on Fox

6) Ricky Gervais owning Mel Gibson.

The look on Gibson's face when he walked out to present

the award for best director was classic. He knew what he had done. He knew he had pissed offthe wrong people. And if you really want to know my

opinion, I honestly believe that his ass doesn't deserve a

second chance. Once is enough.

7) The Hollywood Foreign Press=Frat 
Love


Who would have even thought The Hangover would even be nominated for any award, let

alone a GG. Not to say the Hollywood Foreign Press always makes good 
decisions, but there is someone within that organization that finally did. 
Or maybe, just maybe Bradley Cooper

slept with the head to get ahead...okay now I'm just rambling.

Although my favorite, Precious, didn't win for best picture, I'm glad
Avatar won. It was a movie that not only blew me away but also changed 
the way I look at life. It's rare that a movie could dothat. Fantastic film. 
Fantastic director.