Where Do Crushes Go When They Die?

Normally when I stop liking someone they turn into someone that I can't stand. Unfortunately, this isn't the case. Not only do I have to see this person on a daily basis, but we run in the same circle. 

I wish I could just sweep this guy and my "once upon a time" crush up under a rug, but it ain't that easy. He is still really good looking to me and he knows it. However, he's good-looking to me in the same way that Johnny Depp is good-looking, he just is. I feel nothing for him anymore, but...(lol! My iTunes started playing the perfect song to describe my feelings). 

Sorry had a little moment, but I'm back.

Anyway, I feel nothing for him anymore, but he believes I do. He'll say certain things to me or give me certain looks and I'll just want to go run and hide in shame for even thinking this person was someone I thought I wanted to be with. WTF was wrong with me?

In the course of two weeks, I've lost two crushes. One has gracefully moved into the slightly irritating yet still cute guy role, while the other one is the subject of which I write. 

I wish I could go back in time and ask the socially awkward 13 year old Jessica what she did in situations like this, because it's been so long since I gave a damn about a crush gone bad. I simply don't know what to do, because I don't want to bring the bitch out. However, I feel her brewing inside every time he gives me that crazy ass Zoolander look that used to drive me crazy. 

While The World Is Ending...

I'll be watching Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Now I wrote about this new film way back when. What I had to say was negative and flat out rude, and I have come here to let the loyal legion know ideas can change and I will actually be seeing this 4th installment. 

I have a feeling that I will actually enjoy the fourth one. And if I don't? You know I'll be more than happy to share my review with my loyal legion.

 

Is Tim Burton Directing This One Too?

Apparently, Disney is remaking The Wizard of Oz with Johnny Depp after Robert Downey Jr. dropped out. I'm not sure if this is 100% fact or just one of those rumors that is fed to movie dorks (like myself) just to create buzz about an upcoming project, but I'm hoping it is.

And I don't know if the loyal legion is aware, but Johnny can't seem to make a decent movie without Tim Burton. And I hate to steal from Ricky G. but has anyone seen The Tourist? I knew it would be the most boring movie of the year, and I was proven right by all the negative statuses on facebook (the truth).

However, like X-Men, I'm staying optimistic about this; even if Tim Burton doesn't direct. Unfortunately for me, I won't be able to see Helena Bonham Carter as Dorothy. Bummer.

I'm Convinced Halle Wanted To Show Robert DeNiro Her Cooch!

Robert was winning the Cecil B. DeMille Award for a long ass career of great acting (and sitting at the front table). It's not like he has never won an award before, so of course she had to give him a little something extra. Why the hell else would someone where something so...daring? I'm sure he was pleased. 

Okay, so besides Halle's gift for Bobby D. last nights Golden Globes were kinda boring. Yeah Ricky G. was an ass, but what's new about that?

I was kinda bummed to see Johnny Depp & Johnny Depp lose to Paul Giamatti, an actor I haven't seen work since Big Momma's House, but like Ricky said, "Who saw The Tourist?" And I damn sure didn't see Alice in Wonderland. 

I really should be asleep right now, especially since I'm fighting off a cold, but damn that night of stars is still stirring my brain. I love the GGs, but this year I thought about protesting. I didn't see any of the movies nominated (I didn't want to see anything but Sex and the City 2) except Inception, and Leo wasn't nominated. What's the point in watching if he's not there?

Okay now I'm rambling...I'm sure I'll have something more eloquent to say tomorrow.

Good night!

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This Actually Looks Pretty Good!

Okay so the trailer for POTC 4 has been released to the public, and I seriously dorked out while watching it. I LOVE the Pirates movies, always have, and I'm so excited to see a new one; especially one not featuring Orlando Bloom and the always pouty Kiera Knightley.

I don't know about my loyal legion, but I absolutely hated the last Pirates movie, so much so that I don't even own it and can't even watch it when it's on the tele. However, I'm hoping that I don't fall under the spell of an awesome trailer and shit movie, because this movie seems like it's going to be pretty good. 

I know when I found out about the casting of Ms. Penelope Cruz, I wasn't excited. In fact, I mentioned how much her accent annoys me. That was me being cynical...and I'm sorry. Her accent is very cute! And it would be even cuter if she doesn't annoy me when I go see this film.

I Was A 90s Kid!!

What I remember:

1) The theme song from Saved By The Bell

2) The ORIGINAL theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

3) The Spice Girls

4) Getting Jiggy With It

5) Princess Diana's Chicago visit (My aunt and I watched her limo ride through Chicago from her downtown apartment window)

6) The first time that Michael Jordan retired

7) Wild and Crazy Kids

8) The original hip fat chick- Ricki Lake

9) When Michael Jordan returned to basketball

10) Space Jam! And my cousin Scooter teething on my movie box. grrrrrrr

11) The Power Rangers

12) Tiny Toon Adventures

13) Animaniacs

14) Moesha

15) When Hulk Hogan was relevant

16) Batman: The Mask of The Phantasm

17) Angels in the Outfield

18) Skinny Oprah

19) "YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!"

20) Martin

21) Living Single

22) Prayer in school

23) Platform Heels

24) Beanie Babies

25) Sega

26) The Mask

27) Def Comedy Jam (well me sneaking downstairs to watch it)

26) MC Hammer

27) "Who loves orange soda?"

28) Flyy Girls

29) The Sandlot

30) Chris Rock when he was Pookie

31) Being afraid of Ice Cube

32) "Whoa" from Blossom

33) When cellphones were big as hell

34) When Johnny Depp was engaged to Winona Ryder

35) Alex Mack

36) Dookie Chains

37) The Dennis Rodman Show

38) "Hated it!"

39) "Whatever"

40) Having nightmares of dinosaurs thanks to Jurassic Park

41) Not having the Disney Channel and only being able to watch The MMC when it was free on weekends

42) "It keeps going and going and going"

43) TRL before the audience and Carson Daly before the nail polish

44) Not knowing who Andre Rison was until Left-Eye burned his house to the ground

45) Being scared of Mary J. Blige

46) Being scared of buses

47) Not wanting to see The Matrix

48) Ricky Martin

49) 3T

50) The singing Monks album

51) Crying because Tupac died (we were on our way to a revival when we heard it on the radio)

52) The Blair Witch Project

53) Aaliyah and hearing the rumor that she was married to R.Kelly

54) Are You Afraid of the Dark? Answer: YES!

55) Starter Jackets

56) Lil Kim's debut album cover

57) The red head on Melrose Place

58) The dancing baby

59) Rocko's Modern Life

60) CHI-CHI'S

61) The Wayan's Brother Show: Look Up Marlon. Say CHEESE!

62) Jon B.

63) Gullah Gullah Island

64) Mel Gibson in Braveheart

65) The Last Episode of The Cosby Show

66) Anderson Cooper on Channel One

67) Oregon Trail

68) My Tomigatchi Pet

69) Collecting key chains

70) Crazy laces

71) The original Yellow Ranger

72) Herbal Essence's Orgasm commericals

73) Josh from All That

74) Doug

75) Watching the Olympic torch being ran in front of my school for the 1996 Olympics

76) Being scared of Crazy Larry

77) The Real World Boston, Seattle, Miami, Hawaii, and New Orleans

78) B*Witched

79) Sane and sober Whitney Houston

80) 120 minutes

81) Jamiroquai

82) Allen Iverson crossing over on Michael Jordan and the refs calling it traveling

83) Kobe Bryant taking Brandy to Prom

84) Think that the Saturn was the ultimate car

85) Ugly ass Mini-Vans

86) Kiki Shepard

87) The Jacksons: An American Dream

88) Imajin

89) Ray Charles Pepsi Commerical

90) Sandra Bullock before Miss Congeniality

91) Ice Ice Baby

92) Barbie Girl

93) Leo Mania

94) Martha Stewart presenting with Busta Rhymes at the VMAs

95) Alanis Morissette on the original Degrassi Jr. High

96) Being told to stock up on water and canned goods for Y2K

97) MP3 players

98) Napster

99) Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You

100) 9-9-99

Happy Birthday Johnny Depp!

Since I'm in a James Dean kind of mood:

My lady parts just fell in love

I got over my Johnny Depp phase after the last Pirates movie. I moved on with my life and put my vocal cords on hiatus when it came to him. And wouldn't you know it, I just can't quit this bitch. I log onto Dlisted to read my version of the world news and there he is. Looking like a piece of good God have mercy on my lil soul, Johnny Depp has managed to come back into my life.

This new found love could have something to do with that beard. I know Johnny can't actually grow a full beard, but I'm loving the chin wig on him. It suits him. I wish he could wear it all the time, and look like this everytime I accidently on purpose buy one of those pap magazines.

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