It's Surely Not The Trailer

Because this shit seems pretty lame. However, the main reason why I would even consider watching a guaranteed shit fest like Battleship is to look at the Skarsgard. 

I don't know if my loyal legion has noticed, but I haven't mentioned True Blood since it premiered last month. That's because I haven't seen an episode yet. Why? Because shit happened and that I'm still too pissed to talk about it at the moment. 

But watching this trailer reminded me that there are other ways for me to get my Skarsgard fix. He has been in other things besides the True Blood. There is this one movie where he plays a tranny who wants to set him/herself on fire. And if you got through that last sentence without scratching your head then you'll probably love it. However, after watching the movie I wanted to set the DVD on fire. I felt that it would save others from renting such crap...

Anywho, here is the trailer for the much anticipated Battleship. Apparently Rihanna is in it, but lucky for me she didn't she didn't spoil the trailer by popping her light bulb-shaped head onto the screen...Someone actually told me that I looked like her. I proceeded to poke that person in the eyeball. 

BATTLESHIP - Trailer PT by dmagianet

I miss the old messy Wendy Williams...

I love that Wendy has her own show and that I can see her four times a day (if I wake up early enough to see her). However, there are times when I watch her show that I'm like come on bring back the call! I WANT TO HEAR THE CALL!!! It never happens, oh well. I guess I have to respect that and accept the fact that sometimes people change. I just have to deal, but it doesn't mean I can't reminisce. 

Straight From The Closet of Gaga

This shit is hot to someone with no pupils. 

What? 

Why? 

I don't know...This shit is embarrassing. 

snatched from my beloved dlisted via poorly dressed

Dlisted just raised my blood pressure

After browsing the internet, I realized that I hadn't stopped at my favorite gossip website Dlisted. I went over there and damn near had a heart attack when I saw this:

Why the hell is Chinifer trying to show my man, Gerard Butler, her second hand lady parts? Not only is this photo offensive, but I can almost see her no-no region. She clearly had one too many drinks since finally realizing that none of her movies are as good as Leprechaun. Bitch needs to step her game up or back the hell up!

*Sigh* Where is my trusty tranny when I need he/she/it?