Can't Wait!

Facebook is down...life goes up 20 points!

So, today while I was stalking an ex -boyfriend on facebook, I saw that it was a little slow. I moved on to something else. However, ten minutes later I received three different text messages from people asking me if my facebook was down. My reply, yes. Why wouldn't it be. It happens from time to time, but life goes on. Apparently not for a select few facebook hags, who do nothing but refresh their homepage. 

It's a website people! Websites crash at times, it will be okay. If your life doesn't get better after this post (if you read this post) then learn French like me!

more on the facebook crash at NY Daily News

Snatched From Facebook

If This Don't Make Your Booty Bounce...

normally I would say, "then you're booty must be dead." However, in this case, if Justin Bieber is playing it is perfectly normal for you to want to stay in your seat. I don't know what it is about this little kid that has people loosing their damn minds, but it'sa happenin'. Clearly, as you will see in the video below. 

This guy kinda reminds me of an aunt I have that dances to every song at weddings, reunions, bbqs, bah mitzvahs, funerals, you name it. If there is music playing then she'sa dancin'. I haven't seen her loose her mind yet to The Bieber so I still respect her as a person, but this dude right here...he really needs to sit down. Is that how they get down in the Lit? (Lithuania for those of you who aren't hip to my lingo or if you actually respect the English language) I'm seriously confused as to exactly what is happening in this video. Is it me or do those little girls look scared to death? If they aren't scared I'm sure they're scarred. I would have never been the same if I had seen my father bust moves like that. I mean Dad! It's embarrassing!

Daddy clearly has the fever, and the moves according to your geographical location. However, regardless of what he has...it still don't make no damn sense. AND THEN THEY TAPED IT!?!?!?!

I'm done.

What Ever Happened To Jonathan Taylor Thomas? (I refuse to call him JTT)

I can honestly say that I never had a crush on him when I was younger. Serious. I think he was maybe the one BOP magazine regular that I never cared for. So I'm kinda surprised at my sudden fascination with him and his current whereabouts.

I've done my research AKA cyber stalking and I came up with nothing since 2006. Apparently he's a full time student and voice actor. The most recent thing that I saw him in was in a rerun of that show 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenager Daughter, in which he played a nerd who was in love with and got the teenage daughter.

I'm surprised at how he just seem to vanish from the spotlight. I wonder if it was self induced or forced by the powers that be. Could Tim Allen have something do to with it? He could have been jealous that over time   Randy Taylor became the highlight of Home Improvement and not the beyond unnecessary mishaps of Tim Taylor. Rumor has it that when Jonathan Taylor Thomas left the show in 1998 to attend college, Tim Allen and the rest of the cast weren't too happy about that. 

Was he a little jealous that not even one of his dumb ass movies even match the level of success that The Lion King had and he needed Jonathan to bring in the audience to his failing and boring show?  People can talk about Toy Story and how successful those movies are, but who wanted to be Buzz Lightyear? Hell I know I didn't. Everyone wanted to be Simba and everyone knows exactly where they were when they saw The Lion King for the very first time and how devastated they were when Mufassa died. Mufassa's death hails as one of the saddest moments in cinema history. 

Don't get me wrong, I love both movies but I have to admit that I love The Lion King more. Not just because it is set in the Motherland, but because of the additional voice talents. James Earl Jones, Whoopi Goldberg, Jeremy Irons, Jason Weaver, Ferris Bueller, that skating chick, Madge Sinclair (the Queen Mother in Coming To America), and of Jonathan Taylor Thomas whose little voice was so unique and perfect for the role. 

Apart from The Lion King, he also starred in some other Disney movies like Tom and Huck and Man of the House (a movie that was on the same tape as Blank Check and Dumbo). He was also in non-Disney films like Wild America, I'll Be Home For Christmas, and Speedway Junky. The movies weren't that great but they weren't as bad as Fantasia and Get Over It. 

During my searching I also came across awful rumors talking about is sexual preference and a recent one (circa April 2010) that he died. The cause of death is unknown so this little bit of info is suspect. I doubt he's dead, I'm sure the info would have been everywhere! I'm sure he's somewhere being a brain or living his life outside of Hollywood. There is a world outside of Hollywood called the real world and I'm sure (and I hope) he's happy doing whatever it is he's doing.

*UPDATE* JTT HAS BEEN SPOTTED. I REPEAT: JTT HAS BEEN SPOTTED! click here for more details.

Now This Is A Real Witness!

The next time I'm in any kind of trouble, I hope that Antoine Dodson is around.

Man F*ck That Cat!

I'm So Glad I Missed The Essence Music Festival

This is so damn embarrassing... 

Proof Marriages Are Cursed!

snatched from the frisky

However this could be fake...

The Funniest Story I've Ever Heard

And it would be about Prince. Seriously, this is the most random pairing in the history of the world. I don't understand why Kevin Smith even agreed to collaborating with Prince on a documentary, but I guess he learned his lesson. I have also learned mine. However, His Royal Purpleness needs a lesson in manners. Taking five seconds out of your day to say "Please" and "Thank you" never heart anyone, but how can you really blame him...it's Prince.

Long story, but well worth it...

Happy Belated Birthday Gilda!

June 28, 1946 – May 20, 1989

While I was recovering from my hangover, I totally forgot to say happy birthday to someone I admire most after my mom. Mrs. Gilda Susan Radner Wilder would have been 64 years old today if she hadn't died on May 20, 1989 at the young age of 42.

Gilda Radner was by far my favorite SNL cast member, and my number one funny lady. I remember being a kid and watching the really old episodes of Saturday Night Live and falling in love with her humor. Who doesn't love Roseanne Roseannadanna, the romantic dancing couple, or Litella AKA the "never-mind" lady? Gilda Radner was one of a kind.

"Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next."

see Gilda's Club

Oh.My.God.

just click the play button on the bottom right corner to witness the tomfoolery

The Hasselbitch's Epic Fail!

Just when I thought I was going to end the day with the former post, in comes a little gem from The View. Not sure if the loyal legion of 1 realizes how much The Hasselbitch hates Kathy Griffin, so I'll just tell them that bitch hates my bitch. To be honest I really don't know why. To me, Kathy always tells the truth when it comes to herself, The View, The Hasselbitch That Could, and anyone else without a sense of humor.

From the moment the clip started, I could tell that The Hasselbitch had something on her mind, except it took her pea brain a minute to collect all of her thoughts and form the dumbest thing she could say to Mrs. Kathy. When I heard The Hasselbitch utter those words, yeah I realized it was an awkward moment, but I knew she was clearly setting herself up for some witty comeback from Mrs. Kathy; which is exactly what Kathy gave her. Classic! That's why I love her.

People need to understand that Kathy Griffin is a comedienne. She is going to tell jokes, false truths, and poke fun at people to get a laugh. People do it all the time. So what Kathy spends most of the time talking about celebrities, she also talks about herself. In making fun of herself, she is pointing out that she is not perfect and does not look at herself as high and mighty unlike The Hasselbitch and many others.

Listening and watching Mrs. Kathy has allowed me to laugh at myself. Why can't these so called "A-List" celebrities do the same? They put themselves out there to get laughed at and talked about. Once you put yourself in the public eye that's what people are going to do, and for some reason The Hasselbitch just doesn't get it. Ugh! 


I'm hoping the audience's reaction cleared up any confusion for her, and if not then I hope she's reading this: BITCH THEY DON'T LIKE YOU!

Happy Cheer Keanu Up Day!

For those who have no idea how this thing got started read this. 

Okay now here's my take on the whole thing, it's a joke. I'm almost sure it is. The first time I saw the alleged sad photo I didn't think much of it. Then came the hilarious photoshopped photos of Keanu in random scenarios. My favorite so far is the one with him chillin on D-Day. Classic!

Apparently Keanu's people don't want him to be affiliated with this glorious day. They think it's silly. DUH! No true fan of Keanu's would think that he's depressed. I damn sure don't. It has nothing to do with who he is or how much money he has, I just read the signs. The man is outside, eating a sandwich on a bench, alone. What's wrong with that? Nothing! He's clearly comfortable with himself and enjoys his own company. I don't know about most, but if you don't enjoy your own company then no one will, and that is what's depressing. 

Last night I planned on sharing the story of how I ran away from Keanu while he was filming Chain Reaction in Chicago, but I'll save it. There are way too many Keanu stories out there. I'll keep mine to share with close family & friends, or on those occasions when ice needs to be broken.

Happy Cheer Up Keanu Day! Relax, have fun, and enjoy your sandwich. 

More info on this official internet holiday click here here here &here

photo snatched from urlesque

So Salma Hayek Really Doesn't Like Snakes

An Oldie But Goodie And Oh So True!

My Take: Sex and The City 2 *SPOILER ALERT*

To be perfectly honest, the movie was not half bad. I believe that critics who gave this movie such shit reviews were people who were not fans of the show. I have to admit that the bad reviews did keep me away from seeing the movie on opening night (Wednesday May 27, 2010), but it did not stop me from seeing it that Friday. I was pleased. Nothing that was too over the top. The progress of the women went exactly how I believed it was going to go. I knew Aidan would make a comeback and shake up Carrie's "perfect" world, and I also knew that Charlotte would find out that motherhood was not everything she believed it was going to be. Needless to say, I was pleased. I didn't leave the movie theater disappointed.

With that being said, I feel that I have to say something about the hot piece of fun that sat in front of me. Let's just say, homegirl was lit and ready to go when the movie started. Liza's opening number with her ghastly rendition of Youdontsay’s Single Ladies was not as bad with the woman in front of me singing every fucking word as loud as she could without complaint. Then came the moment when Carrie kissed Aidan. The woman in front of me gasped really loud, clapped her hands, and yelled out, "Stupid!" Right as I thought she was finished with her shenanigans, the woman slapped her husband’s leg so loud that it sounded like an audience clap. I loved it. I made it a point to tell this woman that I loved her more than the movie. And it is my belief that if it had not been for her then maybe the movie would have been good but not as good without the drunken lady in front of me. So thank you lady who had too many cosmos, for making my movie going experience a memorable one.

Barack Did The Samething To Me When I Was Trying To Watch A Wendy!

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Do it again and watch what happens!

I'm Seriously In Tears

Is That What I Looked Like?

I remember my experience in receiving my first tattoo. I was nervous and kept stopping the artist who was obviously irritated, but I must say I love the ending result. However, no matter what happened during my experience I never screamed. I'm not a screamer and I pride myself on that. I honestly believe that people who scream are either faking it for attention or bored. In my opinion the only people who need to scream are women in labor. Period! An object the size of watermelon is forcing its way out of a whole the size of a nickel or a cucumber slice (depending on the woman).

I'm setting aside money for my next ink session, and I assure the one person reading this blog that I won't be screaming like the anti-hot mama in the video. Wiggle? Yes! Scream? No! I just hope the guy that's going to do my next tattoo is ready for the stop and go, cuz that shit does hurt.