JTT Found!!!

All I wanted to do was go to Dlisted and see what the hell was going on in the world of celebrity, and what do I find? MR. JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS all smiley and hugged up with the cast of Home Improvement. I just had to share, because apparently you bitches love the Jonathan Taylor Thomas. 

This picture was taken behind the scenes at an Entertainment Weekly photo shoot about a month ago. This proves that he is not dead! What asshole started that rumor?

I can't wait to see the upcoming issue with JTT and the entire cast. Maybe it will get around to answering all of those questions I have about why he actually left the show, and if he and Tim Allen really get into a bitch fight because Simba is like way more awesome than Buzz Lightyear. 

Whatever went on, I'm just glad to see him back with the cast. And did I mention today is his birthday?

pic snatched from Dlisted

And please ignore the crappy quality, but I couldn't resist.

Feeling All 8th Grade & Shit...

Fake money, real plastic
Stupid cupid, fantastic
Queer thinking, straight talking
What you see ain't what you are getting
Fast loving, slow moving
No rhythm, but I'm grooving
Old feeling, new beginning
Superficial expectations

Can't Wait!

Pants on the Ground is Going to Die

I've officially had enough of pants on the ground. I didn't really like it to begin with, but I (like the rest of America) couldn't get the damn song out of my head. I sang and sang like my life depended on it and now I'm tired. I'm tired of hearing it, seeing it, laughing at it, and now I'm tired of looking at that man. I mean for real. That man is not the most attractive man in the world, so I'm officially looking away.

I'm killing the song. I'm dead serious when I say, I'm going to shoot that song in the head with a starter pistol. Oh yes...on your mark, get set, go! When the big boom goes off, the song has had it. It will be the end of a  fucking week an era.

So mark your calendars!

Pants on the Ground

January 13, 2010-January 18,2010

May it eternally looka like a fool