Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Dear Friend From Lima Peru!

I don't care that you are an African Prince from a fallen tribe in Northern Africa hiding out in South America! Can you please stop sending me emails asking me for money? And stop addressing them "Dear Friend"! If you were really my friend there would be no need to ask me for money since you and I would both know it will be a waste of time. Thank you.
Not Your Friend