I don't live under a rock. I knew this mess was fake. However, I was naive to believe that it would be funny.
I'm sitting here angry at myself for watching 55 minutes of this shit and still not knowing what the hell is going on.
I'm officially placing myself in time out for the rest of the day. Maybe I'll actually do something productive with my time away from my computer, because the last 55 minutes of my life should motivate me to do such a thing.
I'll see you in the morning.