How Could I Forget???

All this time I've been whining about how long it's taking season 4 of True Blood to premiere, and I forgot all about the 12th anniversary of the first time I saw The Matrix.

Yes! I'm a dork, and damn proud of it.

If you're reading this and you're a part of my loyal legion, then you should already know about my love of all things Matrix and Keanu. Not only do I love The Matrix, I also love its sequels. I understand all of them, and I can tell you just about every line from all three films. The same goes for my love of Keanu. I've seen just about all of his films. Therefore, I am his stan (slang for huge fan), and if given the choice to only choose one movie to watch for the rest of my life it would be one of his.

As a tribute to this glorious occasion, I will post the link to The Matrix paper I wrote and aced last year.

Yes I'm obsessed, and I don't care who knows it.

Someone plays too much!

I'm really not in the mood to be messed with, especially when I need to be asleep. But someone thought it would be cool to email me about Keanu Reeves starring in not one but two new Matrix sequels.

As soon as I read it I got sick. It's really hard to defend Keanu now, and if this rumor was true then I would have had to put in overtime; and I ain't getting paid for shit.

After doing very little research, I found out that it is in fact NOT TRUE!!! 

Thank goodness, that shit would have been embarrassing, but I still would have watched the movies if they were made...just saying.

I know I said that I was going to take on the role of the optimist when it comes to upcoming movie projects, but this would have really been sooooo unnecessary. Neo is dead! Why would he be coming back?

Epic fail...

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