Finally True Blood!

Alright! I watched the entire 4th season of True Blood and I have to say...(in no particular order)

• What the hell?
• a little slow in the beginning but amnesia Eric was pretty entertaining.
• Marnie and the other witches = kinda boring yet interesting 
• What the hell was up with Lafayette's hair?
• I am so tired of seeing Sookie cry!
• I'm so glad Eric was the one who finally called her Snooki
• Bill is a little too short for me...
• GRAN!
• What happened to Jesus? He was so hot in season 3
• Alcide
• NOT ENOUGH GINGER
• Mikey looks like a grown ass man
• Newlin?
• I never need to see Bill with his shirt off again
• Pam, where were you?
• Did Eric steal a line from X-Men: First Class?
• I would give anything to have Eric Northman build a secret chamber in my home and pop in and out as he pleases. 
• This is so much better than Twilight
• Debbie is still pissed over Cooter?
• Where was Marcus' hairline?
• Tara! Girl you should have followed your first mind.
• Sookie! Just hurry up and choose Alcide. I'm tired of playing this game with you
• I said AWWWWW when I saw Terry holding Felix
• Jessica is a slut, but I still love her
• I'm so glad they got rid of that werepanther subplot. It was so boring
• TALBOT!

I'm So Angry I Missed This Skarsgard

Yeah, I watched Cherrelle's Unsung on Labor Day

It's funny how I think of this song every time he calls me...

It's Surely Not The Trailer

Because this shit seems pretty lame. However, the main reason why I would even consider watching a guaranteed shit fest like Battleship is to look at the Skarsgard. 

I don't know if my loyal legion has noticed, but I haven't mentioned True Blood since it premiered last month. That's because I haven't seen an episode yet. Why? Because shit happened and that I'm still too pissed to talk about it at the moment. 

But watching this trailer reminded me that there are other ways for me to get my Skarsgard fix. He has been in other things besides the True Blood. There is this one movie where he plays a tranny who wants to set him/herself on fire. And if you got through that last sentence without scratching your head then you'll probably love it. However, after watching the movie I wanted to set the DVD on fire. I felt that it would save others from renting such crap...

Anywho, here is the trailer for the much anticipated Battleship. Apparently Rihanna is in it, but lucky for me she didn't she didn't spoil the trailer by popping her light bulb-shaped head onto the screen...Someone actually told me that I looked like her. I proceeded to poke that person in the eyeball. 

BATTLESHIP - Trailer PT by dmagianet

Now Stop! Hating Is Bad

True Blood's Kristin Bauer promotes NO H8

A True Blood PSA

Officially One Month Until True Blood

A dirty joke by Runtina Wesley

39 Days Until True Blood

I Can't Help It

But I know you love it too...

Yay!!!

Well I let this one sneak up on me. 

Season 15 of South Park is coming on tonight. I'm happy since I've finally found something to keep my mind off of missing True Blood.

Hopefully this season is as good as the last, because I don't want my love affair with South Park to end. 

Just 60 days until True Blood Season 4

How Could I Forget???

All this time I've been whining about how long it's taking season 4 of True Blood to premiere, and I forgot all about the 12th anniversary of the first time I saw The Matrix.

Yes! I'm a dork, and damn proud of it.

If you're reading this and you're a part of my loyal legion, then you should already know about my love of all things Matrix and Keanu. Not only do I love The Matrix, I also love its sequels. I understand all of them, and I can tell you just about every line from all three films. The same goes for my love of Keanu. I've seen just about all of his films. Therefore, I am his stan (slang for huge fan), and if given the choice to only choose one movie to watch for the rest of my life it would be one of his.

As a tribute to this glorious occasion, I will post the link to The Matrix paper I wrote and aced last year.

Yes I'm obsessed, and I don't care who knows it.

You Can Blame The Boredom For This One

But I just realized that I am 6 degrees of separation away from Alexander Skarsgard. 

I'm a little embarrassed that I still remember the rules of this game, but I'm not going to lie...it's a little exciting.

So I'll start by telling you how I realized this. While I was living in LA, I met a French dude (They're always French) named Alain. Alain, like everyone trying to make it in LA, passed time and paid bills as a bartender at Snow White's. I loved that place while I was living in LA. My co-workers and I would always venture there after a hard day at work. Alain would always be there doing his job and just being awesome. Everyone I know who knows Alain loves Alain, and if you didn't you were some kind of freak.

Okay so is friends with Jim Parrack who plays Hoyt on True Blood. I don't know how they know each other, but I while on Facebook today (I WAS BORED!!!), I saw that they knew each other. If the loyal legion knew Alain like I know Alain, they would know that Alain ain't the type to add somewhat famous people to their list of facebook friends just because they're famous. So I'm assuming that they know each other because of some acting gig, class, or circle. 

If someone were to really sit down and give a shit about what I'm writing about they would see that in actuality I am really only two degrees away from The Skarsgard, but I stretched that shit out just to stay within the rules of six degrees of separation. 

Moving on, Parrack's character Hoyt is in love with baby vamp Jessica whose maker is Bill, the vampire who is in love with Sookie. Sookie is a sometimes very annoying waitress who was once tricked by Eric, played by Alexander Skarsgard, to save his after a Christian group tried to blow up a vampire party in Dallas. 

Okay so here are all of the degrees; all stretched out and shit:

Me

1) Alain

2) Jim Parrack

3) Deborah Ann Woll

4) Stephen Moyer

5) Anna Paquin

6) The Skarsgard

After I figured all of this stuff out, I realized not only am I incredibly bored but I'm also ridiculous. This is what happens when I don't have to work for some time. Unplanned mini-vacations are hell when there is absolutely nothing to do. Maybe I'll go find a book I haven't read, or write one.

I Haven't Always Hated Her

I thank her for introducing me to the Skarsgard.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!

I Agree...

Don't Tease Me Bitch!

That's NOT Cute!

This video is just all kinds of wrong. I don't know about anyone else but I was a little offended to see True Blood cleaned up so well. I like my TB crass and dirty, like blood NOT MUD! And not like this kiddie shit!

Another thing that offended me was the lack Sooooookey and the presence of a bunch of happy Muppets. Enough with The Muppets already! Them things have never been cute to me. It's not cynicism, I guess I just wasn't one of those kids that jumped for joy over The Muppets. 

Who knows I might end up with a hellraiser who loves nothing but The Muppets as punishment for not liking them when I was supposed to. 

I DON'T CARE!

When I'm sitting in front of a television (which isn't very often since I don't have a television) I like to tune out. I like to put the stress of the day on the back burner and zone out.

I don't care about world news, politics, celebrities, bills, stuff that jiggles that didn't before, global warming, acne, weird smells, or anyone while I'm sitting in front of the television unless one of the previously stated subjects is mentioned on the program that I just so happen to be watching at the time. 

Sunday night I was watching True Blood when my uncle figured it was the perfect time to say my name over and over and over and over and over and over and over until I answered. When I finally answered him he handed me an at home White Castle burger...I don't eat meat.

With nothing left to do but bug the hell out of me he proceeded to ask me about an earring he gave me two years ago (a gold hoop earring with the word: LOVE spelled in gold in the middle) I told him that I didn't remember the earring and that I didn't want the burgers and went back to watching True Blood (which only had one more minute of air time and I was hanging on the edge of my seat). He then tapped me on the shoulder, deverting my attention away from True Blood once again, and handed me an earring (the above photo)...I guess he thought since he gave one earring two years ago it was his duty to make sure he gave the another two years later.

So wait, now that I have both earrings I can't wear them on my trip to Cali. Now that I have these two earrings, I can...finally feel complete as a person. I'm whole. Oh all the possibilities! All the wonderful things that I can do with these cheap ass earrings that I'm sure don't match. All the great things I can do with these ugly ass earrings that will probably turn my ears green. All the magnificent things I can do, I'm so excited I can't contain myself!

Yes, I'm being sarcastic.
And YES! I'm still upset that I missed the last five minutes of True Blood. 

I'm HOOOOOOOKED!

I am officially caught up with that the tomfoolery that is known as True Blood. I stopped watching the show after the 3rd episode of the first season. I don't know why, just did. However, I came back to the fuckery and I love it. 

To my surprise, I don't mind the exaggerated Southern accents or the unbelievable storyline. I'm usually the cynical person in the room, talking about how Hollywood has fucked up, but when it comes to True Blood I had to realize none of it was believable...IT'S A SHOW ABOUT FUCKING VAMPIRES! nice.

I'm just glad that it's True Blood and not Twilight that has me excited every Sunday. I just don't get that sparkle vampire crap for anything. Why is he so moody? Why is she so pale? And how the hell could anyone be afraid of that cartoon werewolf? Ugh! Go away!

So far my favorite is lil vampy Jessica. She's so funny. It takes me back to my teenage years. I still remember no longer feeling like a girl but not yet a woman. She's so funny, curious, and cute. I'm so interested in the growth of her character. 

Of course I love Lafayette! He's soooooo the friend that I would love to have. Nurturing, funny, and a party animal. I believe that if Lafayette were a real person, we would definitely be besties. 

Sookie and Bill are the only characters that I have reservations about. Hell I like Eric and that randomly changing dogboy before I like them. Seriously, how much trouble can this old dude and this little tramp get in? If Bill isn't saving Sookie, then Sookie is looking for Bill. I think they both need to take a break for about two episodes and let someone else get in trouble for a chance.

All in all, True Blood is a great show. It's entertaining, funny, and weird. Love it.

The last episode had me shaking my head. I know I'm a little late on the subject since it's Tuesday and the episode aired on Sunday, but I had to watch the episode at least two more times to see if I got everything straight. Did Bill really twist that woman's head around while he was having sex with her? What the hell is going on? Wow, okay. I understand that Bill was in a trance and was forced to have sex with someone who wasn't Suuuukay but damn? Okay Bill and weird lady who likes her head twisted in bed, do you thing. I ain't mad at you.


I just know now at this very moment that Sunday cannot get here soon enough. I'm so excited to figure out what Tara's new guy really wants. I already know that he's up to no good. 


Oh this is sooooooo delicious!