Showing posts with label the matrix. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the matrix. Show all posts

Thursday, April 14, 2011

How Could I Forget???


All this time I've been whining about how long it's taking season 4 of True Blood to premiere, and I forgot all about the 12th anniversary of the first time I saw The Matrix.

Yes! I'm a dork, and damn proud of it.

If you're reading this and you're a part of my loyal legion, then you should already know about my love of all things Matrix and Keanu. Not only do I love The Matrix, I also love its sequels. I understand all of them, and I can tell you just about every line from all three films. The same goes for my love of Keanu. I've seen just about all of his films. Therefore, I am his stan (slang for huge fan), and if given the choice to only choose one movie to watch for the rest of my life it would be one of his.

As a tribute to this glorious occasion, I will post the link to The Matrix paper I wrote and aced last year.

Yes I'm obsessed, and I don't care who knows it.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Someone plays too much!


I'm really not in the mood to be messed with, especially when I need to be asleep. But someone thought it would be cool to email me about Keanu Reeves starring in not one but two new Matrix sequels.

As soon as I read it I got sick. It's really hard to defend Keanu now, and if this rumor was true then I would have had to put in overtime; and I ain't getting paid for shit.

After doing very little research, I found out that it is in fact NOT TRUE!!! 

Thank goodness, that shit would have been embarrassing, but I still would have watched the movies if they were made...just saying.

I know I said that I was going to take on the role of the optimist when it comes to upcoming movie projects, but this would have really been sooooo unnecessary. Neo is dead! Why would he be coming back?

Epic fail...

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Usher Kicked In The Face? I Would Have Never Done That On The 8701 Tour!


How dare this over-zealous cow! I know she didn't just roundhouse kick my guy Usher in the face with her cheap-ass payless boot! Was what I thought when I first saw the video, but after watching it over and over again @ 5:23 I can't help but laugh my ass off. He knew what he was getting into before she even sat her excited ass down. 

For real? Seriously? You just gonna put your  lady part all up in Usher's face like that and think you won't be punished for it??? For serious girl???

I tell you one thing, Usher is by far the coolest person in the world. Not only would I have thrown this fake ass Trinity out of my concert, but I would have fired her from LIFE!!!

Usher played it off and played cool. Not only was the girl obviously embarrassed, but she was downright crazy! He had to quickly (yet coolly) escort her off stage after making some joke about his past relationship with his ex-husband.  

Awww! How can you not love him?

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Inception = Nerd Girl Porn!


After the movie was broken down and I understood all of the explaining of space, dreams, and time; I uttered three words that is commonly referred to online as OMG!!!

I love this fucking movie. So fulfilling. So EPIC! I honestly couldn't believe what I was seeing and I also couldn't believe that I started to believe that the space, dream, and time travel was possible. Seriously, if I could go to school to become a Chrononaut, I'm fucking doing it. WOW.

Okay so I'm not going to spoil the movie for people who haven't seen it (seriously it's like one person reading this blog and I'm sure that's the person who saw it with me...), but I will say that the movie is not at all what I expected. For some reason I was thinking that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was the bad guy, he's not. And I also believed that Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn't be upstaged by anyone, especially Joseph Gordon-Levitt...he was. 

Whoa whoa whoa! The Gordon-Levitt took over like nobody's business. I was thinking more about him and what he was doing, more than I cared about the plot of the movie. Who knew that The Gordon-Levitt would one day have one of the most EPIC fight scenes in the history of cinema. No wonder the Nation has JGL Fever, he's the bad ass in the movie. However, no matter how bad ass The Gordon-Levitt was he was no match for my boy Tom Hardy! 

What?!?!?!?!?! Handsome Bob was so fucking smooth in this film. I'm not sure if smooth is really the word I should be using, but I think I have to take a break from using "EPIC". LOL! No matter what word I use to describe him, just know that I loved him and his awesomeness (?) in the movie. 

Now...Although I loved the film, there were some things that make me think wtf? 

Okay so first and foremost: The Kiss between JGL and that chick that played JUNO (I know her name is Ellen Page!) ...what the hell was that? No chemistry and totally unnecessary. However, maybe some other viewer saw something different and I'm just acting like some jealous hag.

Second, exactly why did they have to that creepy looking guy's dream? I understood all of the dream within a dream stuff, but why go in his dream in the first place. I missed what was so important about that guy that they just to rape this man's dream. I don't know if I can't figure it out tonight, I guess I'll have to go back to the  theater tomorrow for more research.

All in all, this film was EPIC, AWESOME, basically any word to describe good. I did see The Matrix influences before and during the film, and it pleased me to find out that it wasn't a complete rip off of the movie. And yes! I know about Dark City

My rating for this movie is 4/5 stars, two thumbs up, and three snaps in a "Z" formation. Basically I loved it!

Monday, May 10, 2010

UGH! Just Leave It Alone!!!



Apparently there is going to be another Men in Black movie. I swear if Hollywood is serious about making this shit fest in to a trilogy I will never watch The Fresh Prince of Bel Air again!

I honestly feel that this gesture is more about making money, instead of making art; which I believe film making is all about. I know there are some idiots who will be more than willing to support this film with their hard earned money, but if and when they realize that this is a ploy by the government to keep the rich richer and the poor poorer, they'll think twice about it...Yes I actually do believe in conspiracy...

Moving on. I'm just really disappointed. I think it has a lot to do with the fact that Will Smith seems to be everywhere now. If it's not him, it's his husband Jada jacking up The Matrix or his child upstaging Keanu Reeves in sci-fi remakes.

I'm so sick and tired of the Smiths...They need to take a break, and I hope Captain Longear (Tommy Lee Jones) realizes he's too old for this sh*t.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Happy Birthday Neo!

I saw The Matrix for the first time on this date 11 years ago. Happy Anniversary!

Monday, March 15, 2010

The Matrix = 96%! Suck on that!

After many sleepless nights I was finally able to turn in my Matrix paper on 3-10-2010. I thought that mofo would never be finished but I did it and made this assignment my bitch!

Violence in Popular Culture: The Matrix


One of the most famous songs by The Beatles states, “All you need is love,” this motto is no longer shown in popular films and media, but is instead labeled a cliché and used in “chick flicks” and Barney episodes. However, one film in the late 1990s had a clever way of displaying the message amongst Kung-Fu and gun slinging. The Matrix, a film that follows a man that finds out he’s the one to save the world, has a hidden message of unconditional love. Despite the protagonist being unsure of himself and the people around him, he realizes that he would eventually have to sacrifice himself out of love, much like the story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Although this message of love is only one of many in this ground-breaking film, it is the last and ending message of the film’s trilogy. The violence in this film over powers the message in the beginning and forces the reader to focus on the obvious battle of real vs. unreal, while the protagonist/hero becomes less violent towards the end. Aristotle’s “Poetics” explains how humans relate to “real” and “unreal” by imitating relatable influences. Most of American culture stems from inherited ideologies and easily accessible pop culture influences. When comparing Aristotle to American culture, The Matrix alludes that the violence that has happened in the movie and in society is a result of the imitation of media’s pop culture influences on the American people.

In the film, the Matrix is explained as a “dream world” created to control human minds while the humans are being used as energy for the Machines who rule the Matrix. Everything that the humans experienced was an artificial life implanted in their minds by the Machines to be perceived as “real”. But what is real? The question asked and answered by the character Morpheus says, ”If you’re talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, taste and see, then “real” is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.” Morpheus’ speech about what is “real” can be translated into what is “cool” or “un-cool” according to America’s pop culture. In America, whatever makes the most money is usually seen as cool. American Culture is heavily influenced by pop culture’s main outlet, Hollywood films. Films are considered a main outlet because of their ability to reach a larger audience that others (radio, television, print, etc.) cannot. For years after its original theatrical release, The Matrix was seen as cool. The slick black leather clothing, special effects, and the philosophies behind The Matrix were repeatedly replicated by the people and the media. However, not everything in The Matrix was meant to be duplicated.

The famous office lobby scene of The Matrix is said to be one of many alleged influences behind the Columbine High School massacre in Littleton, Colorado; an event that happened just twenty-one days after the movie’s release. On April 20, 1999, two Columbine students, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, entered their high school and began firing at students and teachers. This event could have been a copycat of the scene in which, Neo, the protagonist, and his partner, Trinity, enter the lobby of an office building and begin shooting and killing security guards and police officers. The Columbine massacre left 13 dead and 24 injured. The instigators of this heinous act, wore long black trench coats, and carried black duffle bags just like the characters Trinity and Neo. However, unlike the characters in the film, Harris and Klebold’s reasons behind killing and injuring their classmates are unknown. That piece of information died with them when they ended the massacre by taking their own lives. If the boys’ influence behind the massacre were inspired by the shoot out scene in The Matrix, then they were painfully misinformed.

In 2002 Keanu Reeves, the actor who plays Neo, describes the trilogy as being about birth, life, and death. In this aspect, the first of the trilogy, The Matrix, would be about birth and will follow the simple layout of boy lost, boy found, boy becomes man, and man saves the world. This layout is also similar to many religious messiahs, but closest to the story of Jesus Christ. According to The Bible, Christ was born the son of God, and His mission on Earth was to save the lives of all mankind. In doing so, Christ tried many endeavors to spread the word of His Father, but failed against the powerful hold the Devil had over the wayward people. The Devil’s power was strong enough to influence a kingdom, whose main focus was to stop Christ’s teachings by killing Him and ending His mission. When Christ knew that the word of His Father was not enough to save mankind, he sacrificed himself for the cause.

Neo, however, was not born the son of God, but created by The Architect, the creator of the Matrix. This slight difference in the story is insignificant to the comparison, but necessary for the film according to the rules of encoding a film, the process in which a film is constructed to develop meaning, which is stated in the book “America on Film: Representing Race, Class, Gender, and Sexuality at the Movies”. This maneuver is to make the message behind the film minimal to avoid becoming “too preachy”. If the message of love and anti-war was forced into reader’s psyche, The Matrix probably would have been too much to handle for certain readers in the audience. When the message is ejected subliminally, then the reader can feel at ease with what he or she just visually ingested.

Neo’s biblical comparisons start in the Matrix with him as Thomas A. Anderson. Anderson is a lonely computer hacker with no real ambition. He does not believe in himself and has no real social life outside of work or his small apartment. His attitude toward life and himself reflect that of Thomas the Doubtful or The Twin, depending on the edition of the Bible. In the gospel of John 13:34-35, Thomas was the only Apostle who did not believe in the resurrection of Jesus Christ. He told the other Apostles that he did not believe them, and he would not believe them until he saw and touched Christ for himself. In The Matrix, Anderson is told of his importance and upcoming danger by Trinity, but does not understand what she means. Later in an attempt to escape the danger Trinity spoke of, he is told by Morpheus, via cell phone, that his only way to escape is to risk his life by climbing out of an office window and go down the side of a building in a device used by window washers. During this moment Anderson mumbles to himself, “What did I do? I’m nobody. I haven’t done anything. I’m going to die”. This self-doubt in Anderson stays with him but ends with the help of Morpheus, who tells him, “Don’t think you are. Believe you are”. With the demise of his self-doubt, Thomas A. Anderson becomes Neo once he believes he is the One to save the world.

Throughout the trilogy, Neo fights The Agents on his mission to save the world. This is no doubt a similarity to good vs. evil. The Agents are the evil and they try to stop the rebels (Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, and the crew of The Nebuchadnezzar), much like the Devil. In one instance, The Agents try to offer a new life to Neo if he joined them and turn over information on Morpheus. Although the Devil did not ask Jesus Christ for information on God, the Devil did offer Christ food and water while He fasted for forty days and forty nights. In the Bible this is the story of how Christ resisted temptation, and temptation was surely resisted by Neo when he turned The Agents’ offer down. However, The Agents’ temptation was not so easy for everyone to resist.

Judas Iscariot takes the form of Cypher, a fellow rebel and crew member on The Nebuchadnezzar, a hovercraft ran by Morpheus. Like Iscariot in the gospel of Matthew 26:14, Cypher turned over information on Neo and Morpheus for a new life as a financially stable man of importance. Shortly after this agreement between the evil and the betrayer, Neo is told of a challenge to save himself or Morpheus, who would eventually give his life to save Neo. The choice given to Neo, like the choice given to Christ, was decided with the help of the heart. According to the Bible, Jesus realized His mission would end with His death, and knew that one of His Apostles would betray Him and contribute to His death. In The Matrix, it is not explained to Neo that Cypher is the one responsible for the eventual death of either him or Morpheus, but it is explained the he would have to make a choice on which one of them will die.

With Morpheus captured, Neo decides to go back into the Matrix to save him. Although he opted to go alone, his partner Trinity makes it clear that he will not go alone and that she will go with him. Trinity not only shares the name of the Trinity (the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit), she also has mysterious powers that allow her to revive Neo after he is killed by Agent Smith after he saves Morpheus from the Matrix. With the help of Trinity, Neo believes he is stronger and no longer needs guns to fight The Agents or to save the world. In the third installment, The Matrix Revolutions, Neo also believes that without Trinity he will die. However, while traveling to fight Agent Smith, Trinity is injured. Moments before dying, Trinity tells Neo that she believes he can defeat Agent Smith without her and she has always believed in him even when he has continued to doubt himself.

The Matrix Revolutions is about the end of a war, the end of control, and the death of a hero. Neo finally saves the world like it had been predicted two films earlier. Neo uses his specialty in Shaolin Kung Fu martial arts against Agent Smith, but is constantly over powered by him. In the end Neo looks defeated while Agent Smith boasts. It is in this moment where Neo realizes what he must do to stop his rival. Neo stops fighting. The moment Neo stops fighting he becomes more powerful. Agent Smith is defeated by Neo’s ability to go into his body and destroy his program. After beating Agent Smith the world is safe again. However, Neo is no longer seen. It is insinuated that he, like Jesus, can be resurrected, but without his heart, Trinity, he has no reason to live.

In the end Neo saved the world for his love of Trinity, and his dedication to responsibility for the people in the real world and the Matrix. The use of violence in The Matrix trilogy was merely a maneuver to bring in an audience. However, the message of the film is undeniable. The Matrix, with all of its flare, would have been a dense film without the inevitable influences of the Bible, as well as other religious messiahs’ philosophies. The main philosophy of love holds true no matter what time it was spoken, written, sung, or acted upon. Although, it may take a while for America’s pop culture to decode the message of The Matrix, it will undoubtedly know that love is the ultimate message.

Friday, February 26, 2010

If I hear this one more time I'm going to scream!

I'm currently writing a paper on The Matrix and I have listen to this one scene over and over and over and over again! Every time The Architect says Ergo...I'm on the verge of tears. However, I just realized that if I have to suffer, then my loyal legion of 1 should suffer with me.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

It's A Matrix Holiday!


Don't get me wrong I have a life, I just chose not to fuck with it today. I sat in front of my tele and watched The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, and The Matrix Revolutions all day long. For today was a Matrix Holiday! I probably wouldn't have left my room if food wasn't a necessity. I'm pretty sure I'm obsessed, and I don't care. I love The Matrix so much I would marry it. Seriously, where's the priest cause I'm ready to go?

The Matrix came to me when I was 11 years old. I didn't understand a damn thing, but the action was enough to turn me into a fan for life. Now that I understand the movie, and live by its message, I have a hard time staying friends with people don't. Hell, I don't even acknowledge people who don't like the movie. I'm that serious about it. If you hate The Matrix you need to not exist.

And what's up with those people who still haven't seen the movie? It's been well over ten years since the original movie's theatrical release and these lolly-gaggers still haven't followed the white rabbit. WOW! Get with the program people. I'm sure it will be okay.

Some people have actually told me that they wouldn't watch the movie because of Keanu Reeves. Okay now that's just bullshit. Why? Why wouldn't you want to look at that hot piece for three hours? Give me a Keanu movie, a lifetime supply of haagen dazs strawberry ice cream, flamin hot cheetoes, and some smart water and I'm pretty much set for life. However, if I had to watch one Keanu Reeves movie for the rest of my life, I would have to pick Point Break. When in doubt always bet on Swayze.

I will admit that the sequels aren't as good as the original, but they are watchable. They play off of the original, but some people are so one dimensional, and too damn lazy that they don't want to take the time out to understand the vision of The Wachowski Brothers. It took me a moment and I'm hooked on the sequels just as much as the original. And I don't care what Empire Magazine says, there is no way The Matrix Revolutions is the 44th worst movie ever made. So Pete Travelers of Rolling Stone Magazine, you can suck it. In fact you can suck it harder than Mel Gibson on a sugar tit. 

I can get into the many details as to why The Matrix and its sequels are the business, but I choose not to right now. I plan on writing it for my literature and film final paper, and displaying my A on this blog. If I can convince my overtly cynical professor that she should change her mind about these movies, then I'm pretty sure I can do anything. I could pretty much change the world if that happens. However, I have to make it happen. So just call me the one. 

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Cindy McCain Is Doing Too Much



I'm disturbed and I'm not sure why. At first glance, I thought it was my childhood idol Baby Spice. Then I looked again, cleaned my contacts, and realized it was Cindy McCain. The hair seems more Medusa inspired than wind-blown. And those eyes! I'm pretty sure this chick could see straight into my soul. Bright lights are not her friend. Lady McCain should stick to dark alleys and dive bars.

Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure she's the mother of The Matrix twins.


I never could figure out where they came from or what their real purpose was in the movie. To be perfectly honest, I still don't. I'm sure at some point in time, Lady McCain had a purpose too, but like many trophy wives she just doesn't care anymore. She's just humping that old bag of bones and waiting for it to die.

Nice try Cindy, but whatever you're selling, I'm not buying it. I don't get it and I don't get you.

photo stolen from towerload