Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Clutch The Pearls!

Apparently showing the cooch on national television wasn't enough for 16 year old Miley Cyrus, so she had to take it to a whole 'notha level. Homegirl was videotaped bumping and grinding on a 44 year old man at the wrap party for her dumb ass movie The Last Song. Clearly Miley thinks she's still in Tennessee, and her parents clearly don't give a damn. Gross, dude is old enough to be her father. Why didn't he stop himself for getting a lap dance from the new Lohan's? EWWWWW but YAY at the same time, I'm loving the Cyrus road to rehab. Let's be honest it's only a matter of hours time, before she's crying on Dr. Drew's lap about how she used to be famous.

And as for the 44 year old Adam "McNasty" Shankman I don't care if you're gay, you should have known better. It's only a matter of time that this happens to you: