Guess Who I Saw Today!!! Well Yesterday...

UGH!!! I hate her! Old goofy c*nt (I really hate that word, but that's what she is!) with a stupid old haircut. She, being the teacher I had to give the business to, was at my place of business today. I wanted to snatch that wig looking hair off of her head and toss it to little kids playing on the escalators. I really wanted to do some damage, but my boss was standing right next to me, and she's so sweet I believe the act would actually offend her. 

I saw her coming up to me so I tried to pay her no mind. I know my temper so let's just say I was doing the right thing. However, home girl kept eying me down like she wanted to do something. Maybe me telling the head of her department about her behavior in class and her lack of teaching got her in more trouble than I hoped for, because she was looking at me like she wanted to take it outside. I'm no punk so after about twenty seconds of staring, I began to look back with my best "Bitch I'm From South Side" look that always manages to scare. 

As luck would most likely have it, nothing happened. She didn't say anything to me...only whispered to a friend, pointed at me (which would have pissed me off in 2004 but I'm a lady now), and walked away. What a lovely "Christian" adult woman she must be.

Is She For Real?

She (Danielle Staub aka the real prostitution whoooooooooooooore of New Jersey) is dead serious about being a pop diva. She's so serious that she took her act all the way to Maury, a show known for such serious topics like baby mama drama, sex decoys, and yes Lil Ray Ray is my baby's daddy!

I'm not sure if I'm shocked, disgusted, or amused by all of this. I do know that I feel bad for Maury. I mean does he even care anymore? Does he have walking limonia? I'm for serious! What is going on with the one respectable Maury Povich that he would allow the last 10 years of fuckery happen to his career?

If I could, I would put this show out of its misery.

snatched from dlisted

Clutch The Pearls!

Apparently showing the cooch on national television wasn't enough for 16 year old Miley Cyrus, so she had to take it to a whole 'notha level. Homegirl was videotaped bumping and grinding on a 44 year old man at the wrap party for her dumb ass movie The Last Song. Clearly Miley thinks she's still in Tennessee, and her parents clearly don't give a damn. Gross, dude is old enough to be her father. Why didn't he stop himself for getting a lap dance from the new Lohan's? EWWWWW but YAY at the same time, I'm loving the Cyrus road to rehab. Let's be honest it's only a matter of hours time, before she's crying on Dr. Drew's lap about how she used to be famous.

And as for the 44 year old Adam "McNasty" Shankman I don't care if you're gay, you should have known better. It's only a matter of time that this happens to you: