Girl!

I really don't like shit starters.

The one thing that I really don't like about shit starters, is that no matter what happened in the moments leading up to the moment of conflict, the shit starter will make everything look like it's your fault.

Punk asses! Gross...

Recently, I had an encounter with a shit starter at a friend's party. I knew she was a shit starter because she and I had almost gotten into it before. She (like many other shit starters) clearly don't understand how to mind her own fucking business. The first time she and I had gotten into it, I told her point blank to get the hell out of my face. I didn't use violence, I used my words. Although they were aggressive, they got my point across, and she got out of my face.

However, I'm guessing home-girl forgot her lesson from our previous encounter and decided she had every right to interfere with an issue that had nothing to do with her. It all started with a camera phone.

I don't like people taking pictures of me without my permission. Now in a party situation, I normally don't mind, but when the party is fucking over, all cameras should be turned off. Why the hell you taking pictures of people as they're walking out of a door?

Anyway, that's exactly what happened to me, by someone I didn't know. I was already not in the best mood, so when that flash went off, I snapped. I grabbed the guy's camera and was getting ready to delete the picture, when this asshole grabbed me by the hood of my sweater. This move clearly made me more angry, thus inspiring me to break the camera instead. Just as I was about to smash that shit, "little miss mouth" decides she needs to speak up. My attention then went from the dude grabbing my collar and the camera to her.

My first thought was, who the hell is she? Second thought was, why the hell is she here?


I did not know her to be a friend of my friend, but the friend of someone I used to "know", and that I currently cannot stand.

All the anger I had built up inside of me came out on her.

I will be the first to admit any wrong doing on my part, I know I shouldn't take my anger out on people...but I really don't like this bitch.

I must say that I felt almost 100% better after going off on her and almost snatching her neck, but the events that followed forced my moments of 100% bliss to go down to a 87.

I feel kinda meh about the whole situation now. Since it happened just this past Friday, I'm kinda over it.

Hopefully, the next time I see the shit starter nothing will happen. I don't acting like that, but at least she and other shit starters know that I don't play games.

Guess Who I Saw Today!!! Well Yesterday...

UGH!!! I hate her! Old goofy c*nt (I really hate that word, but that's what she is!) with a stupid old haircut. She, being the teacher I had to give the business to, was at my place of business today. I wanted to snatch that wig looking hair off of her head and toss it to little kids playing on the escalators. I really wanted to do some damage, but my boss was standing right next to me, and she's so sweet I believe the act would actually offend her. 

I saw her coming up to me so I tried to pay her no mind. I know my temper so let's just say I was doing the right thing. However, home girl kept eying me down like she wanted to do something. Maybe me telling the head of her department about her behavior in class and her lack of teaching got her in more trouble than I hoped for, because she was looking at me like she wanted to take it outside. I'm no punk so after about twenty seconds of staring, I began to look back with my best "Bitch I'm From South Side" look that always manages to scare. 

As luck would most likely have it, nothing happened. She didn't say anything to me...only whispered to a friend, pointed at me (which would have pissed me off in 2004 but I'm a lady now), and walked away. What a lovely "Christian" adult woman she must be.

I'm a little curious...

When I saw the first Paranormal Activity, it was before the real info about the movie came out, so I had to sleep with the light on for at least two weeks. I'm pretty sure the sequel won't have the same effect on me, however, I'm still curious as to how it will scare the shit out of me.

From the following teaser clip a baby, a dog, and a weird creepy woman in a doorway are all that's given to me. I'm not frightened just yet, but I'm curious. I'm trying to stay optimistic toward this sequel. I have yet to see an epic sequel to an epic original since Terminator 2.

Who knows, maybe this sequel might just keep me scared for a good long time. Is that really what I want?

So Johnny Gill was okay with this?

I don't know about the rest of population but I'm convinced that Eddie Murphy is in a committed relationship with Johnny Gill! How do I know, because a little birdie told me on a whim, and what two men do you know besides Bill and Ted (do you see what I just did there?) have a closer relationship than those two? Well there is Lance and Mateo, but let's not go there. A little while ago, I read on a gossip column (yeah I said it!) that Johnny and Eddie were living together and a long time ago Enis del Mar from Brokeback Mountain said that two men just don't live together...I mean they could meet up every once in a while, but livin together that's just plain out of the question!

And besides I know I'm not the only one to remember that Eddie Murphy tranny story. Just giving her a ride? Maybe on the chocolate express. So after hearing the Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy living together story I honestly thought that Eddie was finally being himself, because who honestly believed that Eddie Murphy and Tracy Edmonds match made in heaven story?

However, shortly before that laugh of the century Eddie managed to knock up Scary Spice, dump her, and then said the baby wasn't his until he got DNA proof saying it was so. Okay, I must admit I did laugh a little bit at Eddie going back to his Boomerang days like he still had it. I mean has anyone seen this man's teeth? He better be glad that Scary Spice was even willing to admit that she was even seeing Eddie. Then he plays her for someone who had their hand in his pocket. Right smart move Eddie. Do you not know who you just f*cked with? The all mighty forces of girl power were willing to go to war for their girl, especially after Posh Spice and her little accent called him "Beverly Hill's Cock" on national tele. Brilliant!

Now I'm assuming Eddie has seen the error in his ways and accepting his responsibility as a parent to his daughter with Scary Spice, Angel Iris Murphy Brown. So that means with Eddie's acknowledgement of this latest child he has a grand total of 8 children...does this mean that Eddie isn't gay? I don't know about you but I'm waiting for Johnny's reaction on this one.

Stoy: here and here and here

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

This is officially the second most disturbing image I have ever seen. I don't care how young he looks, no one wants to see pasty ass Christopher Walken without a shirt.

I wish I were this free

thanks to my favorite site: dlisted

Cindy McCain Is Doing Too Much

I'm disturbed and I'm not sure why. At first glance, I thought it was my childhood idol Baby Spice. Then I looked again, cleaned my contacts, and realized it was Cindy McCain. The hair seems more Medusa inspired than wind-blown. And those eyes! I'm pretty sure this chick could see straight into my soul. Bright lights are not her friend. Lady McCain should stick to dark alleys and dive bars.

Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure she's the mother of The Matrix twins.

I never could figure out where they came from or what their real purpose was in the movie. To be perfectly honest, I still don't. I'm sure at some point in time, Lady McCain had a purpose too, but like many trophy wives she just doesn't care anymore. She's just humping that old bag of bones and waiting for it to die.

Nice try Cindy, but whatever you're selling, I'm not buying it. I don't get it and I don't get you.

photo stolen from towerload