Now Stop! Hating Is Bad

True Blood's Kristin Bauer promotes NO H8

No Meat and Counting...

I have officially gotten all of the taintedness out of my system. That's right! For the past month I have not eaten one piece of meat. I feel, different. I also feel hungry. 

I don't know why, but for some reason when people find out that I am a vegetarian (or that I'm trying to be) they seem to ask me what I eat. It's fucking annoying people. Please realize I take any regular meal, minus the meat, and that's what I eat. 

I have, however, lost a lot of weight. I wasn't trying to...it just happened. I have lost a grand total of 20 lbs. and I miss every last pound! I've lost my ass! It wasn't a J.Lo ass, but it was nice and it fit my body just right. I still have a little bump, but it doesn't get half the attention that my old one got.

I guess it's something that I have to just get used to. Plus, with the up coming trip to LA I might actually look like a local so the bums will leave me the hell alone.

Cindy McCain Is Doing Too Much

I'm disturbed and I'm not sure why. At first glance, I thought it was my childhood idol Baby Spice. Then I looked again, cleaned my contacts, and realized it was Cindy McCain. The hair seems more Medusa inspired than wind-blown. And those eyes! I'm pretty sure this chick could see straight into my soul. Bright lights are not her friend. Lady McCain should stick to dark alleys and dive bars.

Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure she's the mother of The Matrix twins.

I never could figure out where they came from or what their real purpose was in the movie. To be perfectly honest, I still don't. I'm sure at some point in time, Lady McCain had a purpose too, but like many trophy wives she just doesn't care anymore. She's just humping that old bag of bones and waiting for it to die.

Nice try Cindy, but whatever you're selling, I'm not buying it. I don't get it and I don't get you.

photo stolen from towerload