He's Serious

Okay this is a whole 'nother level of stupidity, but I guess if you love veganism you would want the whole world to know. 

jacked from Perez Hilton

Christian Bale Clearly Went Vegan!

Oh, what the lack of meat can do to a beautiful body. I'm fetching a burger.

I DON'T CARE!

When I'm sitting in front of a television (which isn't very often since I don't have a television) I like to tune out. I like to put the stress of the day on the back burner and zone out.

I don't care about world news, politics, celebrities, bills, stuff that jiggles that didn't before, global warming, acne, weird smells, or anyone while I'm sitting in front of the television unless one of the previously stated subjects is mentioned on the program that I just so happen to be watching at the time. 

Sunday night I was watching True Blood when my uncle figured it was the perfect time to say my name over and over and over and over and over and over and over until I answered. When I finally answered him he handed me an at home White Castle burger...I don't eat meat.

With nothing left to do but bug the hell out of me he proceeded to ask me about an earring he gave me two years ago (a gold hoop earring with the word: LOVE spelled in gold in the middle) I told him that I didn't remember the earring and that I didn't want the burgers and went back to watching True Blood (which only had one more minute of air time and I was hanging on the edge of my seat). He then tapped me on the shoulder, deverting my attention away from True Blood once again, and handed me an earring (the above photo)...I guess he thought since he gave one earring two years ago it was his duty to make sure he gave the another two years later.

So wait, now that I have both earrings I can't wear them on my trip to Cali. Now that I have these two earrings, I can...finally feel complete as a person. I'm whole. Oh all the possibilities! All the wonderful things that I can do with these cheap ass earrings that I'm sure don't match. All the great things I can do with these ugly ass earrings that will probably turn my ears green. All the magnificent things I can do, I'm so excited I can't contain myself!

Yes, I'm being sarcastic.
And YES! I'm still upset that I missed the last five minutes of True Blood. 

No Meat and Counting...

I have officially gotten all of the taintedness out of my system. That's right! For the past month I have not eaten one piece of meat. I feel, different. I also feel hungry. 

I don't know why, but for some reason when people find out that I am a vegetarian (or that I'm trying to be) they seem to ask me what I eat. It's fucking annoying people. Please realize I take any regular meal, minus the meat, and that's what I eat. 

I have, however, lost a lot of weight. I wasn't trying to...it just happened. I have lost a grand total of 20 lbs. and I miss every last pound! I've lost my ass! It wasn't a J.Lo ass, but it was nice and it fit my body just right. I still have a little bump, but it doesn't get half the attention that my old one got.

I guess it's something that I have to just get used to. Plus, with the up coming trip to LA I might actually look like a local so the bums will leave me the hell alone.

This is exactly why I no longer eat meat: SON STABS MOM OVER MISSING HAMBURGER

A Toledo mother was stabbed with a butcher knife by her teenage son after he became furious that she didn’t bring him a cheeseburger.

According to reports, Vergie Williams was attacked by her son around 1 a.m. on Friday. She says she gave her 18-year-old son Aaron Williams money for food earlier in the day, but he spent it on marijuana instead. And when he got “the munchies” by the time she returned, he flew into a rage when he saw that she had bought food for herself.

“He said ‘If you don’t have no food for me, then you can’t eat none,’ then he slapped the sandwich out my hand,” the victim told WUPW Fox Toledo.

That’s when he pulled out a butcher knife and stabbed her in the arm. Without missing a beat, the victim pulled out a knife of her own and stabbed her son on the hand–and he fled.

The defendant is in police custody and is facing felony assault charges for allegedly. Incredibly, he called his mother to ask her to post his bail, but she says she doesn’t plan to communicate with him again.

Snatched from Tabloid Prodigy

Now once upon a time I loved a good burger more than anyone I knew, but not so much so that I would stab Moms if she didn't bring one home. I would gladly move on to the next and fix me something else to eat. For why stab your mom? Isn't there a burger joint on every corner why not just take your ass to the local Mickey D's and choose from the beloved $1 menu. Why do some ignate ass sh*t like stab someone over a chunk of meat? Ugh I just don't get some people. The absence of meat has really allowed me the ability to think clearly.

the BIRD BIRD BIRD the BIRD is the WORD

I have decided to cut meat out of my diet. Not because I think killing animals is wrong, but because I think them killing me is offensive. I watched this video in class about how majority of all the diseases Americans have stem from animal based product consumption. Yep even fish. Ever heard of mercury poison people?

Well I just gave it all up. At first it was cold turkey, and then I went out and ate a Mickey D snack wrap. I reasoned that since I wasn't keeping my word to myself that I should only kinda cheat. I'm pretty sure Jesse James felt the same way when he told himself that he wasn't really cheating since he was screwing a woman that was half human/half sharpie.

Like I said before, I'm doing this for my health. However, when I say health I'm not talking about losing weight. I could give a damn about losing weight; I just don't want to die prematurely. Cancer, diabetes, cataracts, obesity, arthritis, Parkinson’s disease, chronic migraines, high blood pressure, strokes, and Alzheimer’s all run in my family. I want to make sure that I have a healthy immune system to help me if and when my body gets plagued with one of those harmful alignments.

Today has officially been Day 1 of my vegan mission. I did well until a pizza I had lead me to believe that it was only sauce and crust when in reality the cheese was hidden under the sauce. DAMN YOU HOME RUN INN!

I'm pretty sure Day 2 will be better. I'll make sure I'll keep the loyal legion posted.