Showing posts with label LA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LA. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Rain Rain Go Away!


I'm not sure how the rest of America is doing weather wise, but here in Chicago, it sucks harder than Jessica Alba's acting. 

I'm so tired of carrying around an umbrella, that I seriously convinced myself the sun was going to shine all day today. I was so wrong and my hair hated me for it.

Not only did it rain all afternoon, but it rained tonight as well as last night. It's annoying and I don't get it. When did Chicago become Seattle? Why is it raining so much?

I know all of this complaining about the weather has a lot to do with my upcoming trip to LA.

I seriously can't wait.

I haven't been this excited since that one Christmas I received that Barbie dream home I begged for. I played with it everyday until my crack-head uncle thought it was a good idea to sit on it. Life sucks for a seven year old from a dysfunctional family.

I know the weather in Cali is glorious. Two years ago, around this time, I walked around with shorts and flip flops. Now, I have to force myself to keep on a heavier coat and weather appropriate shoes. It's semi-depressing. 

I know that this weather isn't going to stick around (or is it? I don't watch the news!), so I just have to wait it out. 

Ugh!!! I hate waiting, but it's just 8 more days until I'm in LA.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Monday, April 11, 2011

I'm A Rising Star!!!.

To tell you the truth, when a manager at my place of business told me this, I had no idea what it meant. One month and another week of recognition later, I still don't know what it means, but I care.

I wonder if I could take the little plaque of recognition and travel the world. I wonder if people in Oman would care that I am pretty much a big deal with my rising star award? God! I hope so, because I care that Oman has been named the most improved nation in the past 40 years. Thank you Wikipedia!!!

But seriously, what does this label of rising star mean? 

I was told that it meant that my productivity has improved by 40%. So if the loyal legion were paying attention to the first paragraph, they would know that last month my productivity went up 40% from I-don't-know-what %, and that currently my rising star status has risen 40% of 40%. So overall, my productivity within my place of business is at a 80+ percentage. 

This would mean that my place of business has decided to reward me by giving me a raise, right? 

HELL NO!!!

What the company has decided to do, since I've been such a good employee, is give me vacation or PTO.

For those of you who don't know (and don't worry because I didn't know this until last night) PTO stands for Paid Time Off. I can use PTO time when I go on vacation and get paid while I'm in Hawaii instead of in my place of business. I can also use this time for times that I need to have a day or two off (not in Hawaii). For example, if I get sick on a day that I am supposed to be working, I can request that I have that day off and the next to re-cooperate, and still get paid as if I were working. 

After everything was explained to me, I immediately became excited and planned a trip. I had already purchased a ticket to go to Los Angeles, California on May 4. I planned on having a short trip out of fear of being dead broke by the time I got back, but with this new emergence of PTO, I currently have the option of staying for a full week...or two. 

So now instead of only spending Cinco De Mayo in Los Angeles, I will spend a week (or two). I don't know what I'll be doing. Looking for places to live is definitely at the top of the list.

I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but I have to get the hell out of Chicago. I've had nothing but bad shit happen to me like when my car got broken into, that bad encounter with a Jesus freak, bland nights out, bad dates, a hospital stay (I don't think I talked about that one), and freezing cold weather. 

I'm sick of it. 

Moving date: September 7, 2011. Let the countdown begin.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Monde de I'imaginaire

Since I've started this blog, it has always been my intention to share poems and short stories that I've written with my audience. However, I never felt this was the appropriate place to post my work. So after months of hyping myself up, I finally decided to share my work with the loyal legion. 

If the loyal legion is interested in what it is that I do when I'm not giving you all the details of my random ass life, then they can go to Monde de I'imaginaire (Realm of Imagination). 

I had to name the new site after something close to home. Why is the title in French? I've been listening to a lot of Vanessa Paradis lately and I really want to learn French. Also, I did write my first poem when I was in 6th grade about imagination. I don't remember what it said, but it must have been good since my English teacher asked me if she could have it. 

I wish I still had that poem instead of the faint memories of its title and content, but oh well. I guess I've been making up for that with the endless amount of notebooks filled with what I once thought was silently cluttered nonsense.

I will be sharing my work with the loyal legion and accept work from others. If anyone would like to participate in my newest project they could send their poems and/or short stories to Writerado@yahoo.com.

Oh and comments will be encouraged and accepted on this new page.

Monday, March 21, 2011

St. Patty's 2011

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I don't have much to say about this year's festivities. My time out in Wrigleyville was filled with a less than stellar time among drunk frat boys and their groupies. 

I definitely have to find another spot for future St. Patty's celebrations.

To tell you the truth, I forgot most of the goings ons of that night, and I'm glad. 

However, I do remember getting into a shoving matching with a drunk dude and his unfortunate looking dance partner. I don't care what anyone says, just because music is playing doesn't mean that it's okay to dance at the bar. That's what the dance floor is for!

I also remember the movie Stripes being played at one of my many bar stops of the night. I believe it to be one of the weirdest moments in my nightlife. 

I know last year, I danced with a very happy fat ginger, but watching a techno remix of Stripes has shown that I have grown since that previous moment. LOL! I can't explain it with any other word except: RANDOM.

The highlight of my night came when it was time to leave. A very tiny man was sitting on the ground at the train station in Wrigleyville, while he ate a very big slice of pizza. I remember it because at that very moment I had wished I had a pizza or some White Castle. Neither were available for my consumption. 

All in all, the night was a total bust. I hope to have a better time next year, but hopefully in California.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Jimmy Fallon Thinks Marie Is Awesome


My former roommate Marie, I believe I've written about her before, is still doing her thing in LA. After quiting that shit hole of a cafe we both worked at from 2008-2009, she moved on to a pretty popular cafe in West Hollywood named The Blu Jam Cafe. She told me shortly before I left that it was frequented by a lot of well-known folk, but me still being in my "Hollywood is poison" funk, didn't give a shit. Now all of a sudden, I care. 

Jimmy Fallon was recently one of her customers. I'm sure Marie wooed him so much with her awesomeness, gun tattoos, and crazy hair, that he couldn't help but fall in love with this enchanting little rock pixie. 

Jimmy posted this pic of the drink Marie did for him on his twitter, and I'm very impressed. Apparently, Marie started to take her coffee very seriously. I'm loving it.

Congrats Marie, you're officially something like a big deal!

Saturday, December 18, 2010

AHHHHHHH!


I really don't like when you find out things about yourself...in front of a lot of people. I just learned last night, at approx. 10:30 pm, that I can't skate to save my life. 

A friend of mine invited me out last night to go skating with her and some co-workers. Since I haven't seen her since my trip to California, I was down. I missed her a lot and I also thought it would give us a chance to catch up on lost time. 

When I showed up to the roller rink, I saw my friend on the practice stage that's usually occupied by little kids. I laughed at her because even when I was learning how to skate I wouldn't have even been caught dead on that thing. It was embarrassing, and I pretended not to know her until she spotted me. 

Once the skates were on my feet and my items were locked away in a locker, I was confident that all the skating I did between 1996-2003 would show. BOY WAS I WRONG.

As soon as I started moving I almost broke my neck. It's kinda strange. You feel like you're going to fall. You feel like you're gliding. You feel like you're flying. I said it was strange!

For someone who once owned the greatest pair of white and pink roller skates, I was straight embarrassed to even go out on the floor; but I did it anyway. That's when I saw that practice makes perfect! My friend was better than me. She could skate backwards (something I could never do), and she never wobbled. However, I webble wobbled my ass around the entire rink for six laps until I had enough. 

I was quick, I was fast, but not good. The other skaters have obviously been skating since birth, since most of them skated so good, it was a shame that my friend and I decided to even show up. 

It was like Roll Bounce (which was filmed up the street from my high school home... so embarrassed!), ATL, and Whip It all rolled into one. I had never seen anything like it before. It would seem as if these people were professional skaters. I'm sure they have regular jobs, but when it came to skating...they knew their shit. 

Needless to say, I will probably never go skating again. I've had enough embarrassment to last me two months.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Derail: Mom wants me to move to NYC!


I would really love to go, but it's kind of random. I have always thought of living in NYC later down the line,  you know when I'm 30 and middle aged. I don't know why all of a sudden my mom is talking to me about moving to NYC, but she is. It's seriously been  our topic for the past week. She's excited, I'm not so sure. 

I don't think there is anything wrong with New York, right now I just don't think it is a place that I can last two months in let alone a lifetime. I've been to NY before and every time has been so different and so much fun. I did so many things and still felt that there was still so much to do. I like that feeling.

I would love to visit NY before my mother makes up my mind. I miss LA and the people that I met there, that's why I'm so looking to move back there in March 2011. *Kanye shrug* We'll see...

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

No Meat and Counting...


I have officially gotten all of the taintedness out of my system. That's right! For the past month I have not eaten one piece of meat. I feel, different. I also feel hungry. 

I don't know why, but for some reason when people find out that I am a vegetarian (or that I'm trying to be) they seem to ask me what I eat. It's fucking annoying people. Please realize I take any regular meal, minus the meat, and that's what I eat. 

I have, however, lost a lot of weight. I wasn't trying to...it just happened. I have lost a grand total of 20 lbs. and I miss every last pound! I've lost my ass! It wasn't a J.Lo ass, but it was nice and it fit my body just right. I still have a little bump, but it doesn't get half the attention that my old one got.

I guess it's something that I have to just get used to. Plus, with the up coming trip to LA I might actually look like a local so the bums will leave me the hell alone.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

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Okay can September hurry the fuck up! I need to go on vacation now. So many things have happened to me since my last post, it's going to be hard for me to tell them all, but I will try my best to just inform my loyal legion of the highlights.

I would like to apologize one more gin about my lack of updates and posts. I, like before, didn't feel like writing anything for the simple fact that I doubt anyone except for my loyal legion would read or care about what is going on in my youthful (and surprisingly dull) life. Besides if you're in the loyal legion, you pretty much know me and already know what already happened before I post it. However, there are a few of you that I don't know and I would like to say hello! and welcome and thank you for taking time out for reading this blog. There are so many others to choose from, but for some reason you chose me. Thank you for the emails and Power Thinker Questions! I will try my hardest to get back to them asap. 

Now on to the highlights of this past month:
1) do you remember that guy I pocket dialed in June? Remember me saying something about if he were a real man then my mistake wouldn't really phase him. Well it turns out that he actually is a real man! He's a decent man and I can't wait to see him in California when I visit.

2) My California trip! I AM VERY IMPATIENT WHEN IT COMES TO THIS TRIP! I KNOW I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO FEELS THIS WAY BUT JULY AND AUGUST HAVE BEEN LONGEST FUCKING MONTHS OF MY LIFE! AND WHY CAPS? I'm only trying to emphasize my point. My trip is on September 2. I'm going with two friends. Friend #1 is going to be celebrating her birthday while we're there and it is my job to think of something cool to do while we're there. I have been wrecking my brain over this for a while, but I think I figured everything out last night while I was supposed to be working. I'm not going to give any details away, but just know that it involves two nights of non stop bar hopping. And Friend#2 has never been on a plane before...this should be interesting and something that I will always remember.

3) I have a spider situation with my car and no one cares. Everyday for the past two weeks, whenever I sit in my car a spider decides it's time to crawl on the driver's seat. The problem is, I'm in the seat whenever it gets that urge. I have a huge fear of  anything with more than two legs, so my usual reaction is to run and scream like a girl, but that's kind of dangerous while you're driving. I always forget to put the car in park while run and scream, but I'm getting better at it. Just last night while I was walking back to my car after a grueling 3 hours of work, I saw one crawling on the inside of my window and hiding between the window and the little black part that helps seals up the window. I screamed and squirmed then finally this guy on a bike saw me and helped me kill the spider. I'm not sure if he wanted something else cause after the spider was gone he sat there staring at me like I owed him something. I thanked him, smiled, got in my car, and drove home. Then when I got home I discovered that the little bastard wasn't even dead it was playing dead so that it could maybe crawl on my lap at a later date, but I made sure I killed it and I know I killed it because I felt the crunch under my shoe. Unfortunately, I will never wear those shoes again.

4) I made up with an old friend. I learned the power of forgiveness. Staying mad at someone isn't going to help you in anyway, so letting go of little things isn't going to kill anyone. However forgiving and forgetting is something I'm still working on. It's one thing to forgive, but to forget is just dumb.

5) I'm addicted to The Real World: New Orleans...Can someone tell me exactly the point is in casting the same people over and over again? I know it works, but there are so many other messed up people with issues that we need to see. I don't need to see the gay man who's still trying to deal with society's negative stereotypes of gay men and women. I need to see more people like Ryan. An entire show full of Ryans would do just nice. What is up with that dude?

6) I turned 23 and I didn't celebrate it. I stayed at home and watched Rescue Me with my mom and my other buddy Haagen Dazs ice cream.

7) I discovered a co-worker's undying fascination with me. Let me just say, I know I'm cute and I have a cute little tight body, but chick...can you please lay off the little sayings like, "I just want to spank that little tush of yours." and "Oh there goes my chocolate sundae!" Alright I get it, but no amount of flattering comments will allow me anywhere near your old, dry, wrinkly, and dusty snatch. I don't swing that way.

That's not all, but I'm sure other highlights will show up in some random post somewhere down the line.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

I LOVE Shihan!

When I was living in LA, I got a chance to visit Da Poetry Lounge. I had no idea what I was getting myself into. I had no idea how much I would fall in love with the people, their spirit, and their words. I miss going there every Tuesday with my poetry road dawg Danny, who introduced me to Shihan. 

Shihan, in my opinion, was the realest person you could ever meet. He's hella funny, kind, and very honest. Unfortunately, when I make my voyage back to LA, I won't be able to see Shihan and other artist like IN-Q perform, but hopefully they'll still be performing when I move back for good. 


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Sorry for the lack of updates

To be honest, I haven't really had anything to post about. It has been a slow news week. There are things out there that people blog about, but those posts just so happen to be info that I honestly don't give a damn about. 

I read a little something about The Facebook Movie, but it's featuring Justin Timberlake and he really annoys me.

I read about the Miley Cyrus ear tatt, but does anyone besides Perez Hilton, 15 year old girls, and 45 year old pervs care about what Ms. Cyrus is doing.

As for what's happening in my RL, I just recently planned a trip back to LA with a friend of mine. After our dreams of traveling to Hawaii were crushed, we said LA instead. So this future trip means that I must stay in to make sure I can save as much money as I can.

To make time go by, on those days that I don't have to work, I've been watch the stalking cat. At first I thought it was just a cute funny video that made me giggle, then I realized that this cat and I are totally on the same level. We're both bored as hell, and playing hide and seek with time.

I know that this boredom torture will pay off in the long run, but this staying home to save money thing means NO TASTE OF CHICAGO!

NO LIFE + NO TASTE = ME BEING RICH AND SKINNY
Must stay positive!

The Stalking Cat
    

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Good Luck Chuck!












After damn near two years of being pestered by weird ass Spiderman, being sexually harassed by Zorro (he asked me could he be my baby daddy???), smelling nasty ass Superman's BO and bad breath, laughing my ass off at Iron Man & dirty Barney (he actually saved a bus full of people while I was there), and being stalked by Jack Sparrow #2! The characters on Hollywood Blvd are officially banned. I'm kind of happy about it since these people are by far the most annoying people you encounter in LA. If I had to spend a night with either Jack Sparrow #2 or a speed freak, the speed freak wins every time.

But according to Perez Hilton this is bad news:

Recently, the LAPD has been overwhelmed with a number of complaints from concerned tourists and visitors having been pestered and nagged for tips, after taking pictures with the costumed characters.
According to sources, the L.A. City Council has stepped in and “voted to ban the cartoon character business after receiving scores of complaints.”
The ban has led to 8 arrests over the past weekend and the LAPD says it will continue to enforce this when they "have the resources available."
Hmmm…won't this be putting a lot of characters out of work??
jacked from Perez Hilton and KTLA
When I first got to LA, I would get grunted at by #1 of the two Jack Sparrows on the blvd. It was weird but I never paid it any mind. At the time I was more focused on work. Then came the time I just had to see Kiefer Sutherland receive his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (so random!). On this day this is where I met Jack Sparrow #2 who for some reason thought it would be his mission in life to show up to my job everyday and order this nasty ass dish of soup that I  would have to serve to him while he would whispered sweet ass in my ear just as I was placing the plate on his table. Needless to say I was never flattered and extremely turned off. 

First of all his job was being Jack Sparrow for a living, a fictional character known for his ability to lie his way out of anything, his love of free rum, and he is also know for smelling of hot ass on both his body and breath. Jack Sparrow #2 was some dude that thought about nothing but being Jack Sparrow. He couldn't even read. Me being the nice person that I am, regardless of how I personally felt about this douche, decided to teach him how to read. And do you know what this asshole did? He proceeded to tell me how he wanted to fuck me. I don't know what it was about me that this guy just couldn't understand that I wouldn't fuck him even if he was the last man on earth with a diamond encrusted dick, but he couldn't control himself. I told myself at that very moment that I would never be nice again, especially to some creepy dude living at the pretty woman hotel with a job where he pretends that he is Johnny Depp. 
My experiences with these people weren't all bad. I met Chuck. In fact I was just talking about Chuck last night. He was my boy. To be honest out of all the people that I've met in LA, Chuck is the one I think about most. I wonder how he is doing and if he accomplished the list of goals he told me about. My mother actually met Chuck. She shook her head at my choice of friend but realized he was my buddy and I was happy. 

As far as this new law goes, I'm happy that people won't have to go through the same experience I went through with Jack Sparrow #2. But there is a part of me that feels bad since a lot of people are going to be out of work. That means no bills being paid and more people sleeping on the streets of LA. Hopefully some of those people will get it together and find something that will put them back on their feet, but for now I'm happy for the residents and tourists of LA. 

I watched this movie one night with friends, the hulk seriously breaks your heart:

Monday, June 7, 2010

If I don't get the f*ck out of Chicago! RANT


I love my hometown, but being here is seriously driving me crazy. I don't know if any of the Loyal Legion has noticed but Chicago has become increasingly violent over the past 10 years. I moved away from Chicago believing that I was much better than the city and its cohabitants, but after almost two years in LA I realized that I wasn't. I moved back home with hardly a dollar in my pocket and focused on school and work. After a semester at school, I wanted to hang myself. I encountered a professor that was by far the world's worst, and experienced peers that were so closed minded that it makes me fear for my unborn children.

I recently landed a job at a famous department store, and for the most part that experience has been alright. I haven't encountered anyone that would make me want to force feed them common sense via fists, but I am still two months into learning about my co-workers. So far let's just say I like them all, even though one of them is dangerously close to the edge of pissing me off.

So what is the problem? Lack of freedom. When I was a little girl, I thought by the age of 22 I would have been a college grad, with a boyfriend, and my own little love shack...that ain't happening right now. I did have my own place for a while, but moved out when money was tight. Now here I am back in Chicago sharing a house and living in the oddest shaped room in town. I'm happy since there is a roof over my head, but like I said...this is not where I thought I would be. So I want to leave. And I mean seriously leave. I want to pack my bags and just travel the world. I want to be in Paris one day and Sydney the next. Oh Calgon Calgon take me away!

I can't deny that I haven't had fun in Chicago. I love Chicago, like I said it's my hometown...how can I not. But I just know now that Chicago isn't the place for me. Mission get my ass back to LA is in full effect! Day 1.

Monday, April 19, 2010

The Ghost Is Getting A Little Too Comfortable!

I haven't shared this story before, out of fear that I would be seen as a freak. But then I had an epiphany, I'm one of the one million and one internet freaks with a loyal legion, so I'm not alone in the freak section of the party. So here goes:

Once upon a time there was this writer who lived in Los Angeles County, California. She lived alone in a one bedroom loft apartment that sometimes made strange noises that frightened her in the night. On several occasions the writer was awakened in the night by loud thuds, footsteps, wailing, and the television turning on at loud volumes.

One night after a long day at work, the writer fell asleep in the living room while watching American Psycho. About three hours into her slumber, the continuing music on the DVD menu woke her up. While searching for the remote, the writer saw a child standing in her apartment and looking out of a window that faced a street. The writer stared at this child and wondered how the child got into her apartment. There was never anyone else in her apartment, so no one besides the writer could open the door.

The writer continued to stare, and noticed that the child was a black child no more than five years old. He was wearing a blue coat and a red and blue back pack, and appeared to be waiting on someone. The child looked sad, as if he had been crying. The child also stood on his toes to get a better look out of the window since the sill was higher than his forehead.

The writer broke her gaze and tried to approach the child, but startled him. He looked at her and she looked at him. The child looked at the writer as if she were a stranger. Of course she was a stranger, the child didn’t know her and she didn’t know the child, but in that moment stranger or not the writer was a concerned adult. So she called out to the child. "What are you doing here?" The writer asked, but there was no response.

The child continued to look at the writer with sad eyes. Then before the writer spoke another word the child vanished. Although the situation was strange, and she had never seen something like that before, the writer went back to sleep as if nothing had happened.

Exactly one year later, the writer back in her hometown of Chicago, IL, the child began to appear in her dreams. It is in her dreams that the child speaks to her and calls her by her "Christian" name. The child is friendly and doesn't appear to be sad. However, the situation is strange. The writer does not know the child, and has never seen the actual child in the flesh, but loved to see the child in her dreams.

One night things changed. The writer went to sleep and woke up in the middle of the night with nothing more than the light from her cell phone charger to light up the room. What woke the writer was violent shaking, and someone with a child like voice screaming her name. The writer bolted from her bed and searched around her room for the shaker, but found nothing. Who shook her continues to remain a mystery, but the writer is almost positive it is the same who that stood next to her window in Los Angeles County, since he has not appeared in her dreams since the incident. Or could the violent shaking be replacement for the child since the violent shaking has continued since that night.

What is the shaking? Is it the mind’s way to alert the writer of something she’s not doing but should be doing? Or is it honestly a ghost that wants the writer awake at 4 am for its own amusement?

I don’t know why the writer keeps waking up, but I do know that she’s tired of it. The next time the writer is violently shaken awake she is going to stab the hell out of whoever is depriving her of her rest. The writer needs to sleep so she can stop falling asleep in class, thus pissing off her professor and causing her to get a fifteen minute lecture about her behavior in class. End of story!
I wish I knew how to stop this shaking, but I don't. I don't want to take part in some kind of ancient voodoo and open up a can of worms like the Poltergeist. I'm scared of that stuff, and I'm too lazy to read about it.


When I was in California, a co-worker of mine gave me some sage to burn to get rid of my ghost, but I didn't do it. I had a mental image of getting rid of one and opening the door for another. The noises and moving of random objects continued until I moved into my next apartment. Weird things happened there too, but only by humans. There was a neighbor who lived above me that would shout out random profanities and beat his dog. I'm sure he was possessed by The Devil, and I'm sure it happened at birth. So it wasn't the apartment.

I don’t know what to do. I don’t want this to continue into my old age. I refuse to be the weird old lady in the nursing home talking to herself. UGH!