Showing posts with label hairy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hairy. Show all posts

Monday, January 31, 2011

I really want to cut my hair...again

I used to wear my hair very very short, and I loved it. However, it started to get a little too expensive to keep up. Since I've grown my hair out, people have told me that they like the style better and that it makes me look a lot older. I know I shouldn't care what people say about my hair, but it was nice to finally have people say that they liked what was on my head instead of asking me why I cut my hair in the first place. 

But now, I have finally had enough. Enough with the tangled mess that lies atop of my head. It drives me crazy! My hair is the longest I have ever let it grow and sometimes I think people are following me. 

The longer hair is low-maintenance hair, which is surprising because you would think the shorter is easier to manage. NO NO NO! With my short hair, since I don't have a girly bone in my body (except maybe when I scream and run away from spiders), I have to go to the salon once a week to have it done. A trip to the salon (my stylist and the only person who is allowed to touch my hair is Shantell) is about $90 plus tip, and remember there are 52 weeks in a year. So let's caluclate: 90.00 x 52 =$4,680 a year...tip and tax not included. I don't know about my loyal legion, but I ain't got $5000 to just throw away. So right now I'm loving my low-maintenance hair, styling it is completely free. 

So you see why I don't just go ahead and cut it all off! I have to sit down and contemplate, take all of these different factors in before I make up my mind. I wish someone will help me make up my mind, but it's a decision I have to make on my own. 

*le sigh*

I'm going to go wash my hair.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Monique's Good Luck Charms?



I was told by someone very close to me (my mother) to talk about Monique's hairy ass gams. I tried to think of something harsh and evil to say about this woman, but I couldn't. I was kinda pissed because, I usually have something overly critical to say about anyone. Then it dawned on me. Monique is a freakin' genius. Hell it's clear she hasn't shaved her legs since she won the role of Nikki Parker. Those bastards have carried her ass from obscure network player to Golden Globe winner. Who am I to complain about a system that works? And now that I think about it, when was the last time we saw Meryl "T-Bone" Streep's legs?  Helen Mirren? Dame Judi Dench? So there you have it. The secret to success isn't hard work and dedication. Bullshit! It's hairy ass gams. So suck on that!